michael totka

🇺🇸 architect. controversially optimistic. publix aficionado. derivative. 🏳️‍🌈

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

having 1 single bag drop open at HKG and 6 lines open for premier and business with the bag drop line 200+ deep makes a ton of sense @united

particularly when you open bag drop 15 minutes late

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

the sun is gay for getting blocked out by the moon like that

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

@idkcloudy rihanna

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

using my monthly tweet to tell you midnights is perfect no notes but wtf is that sexy baby line

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

i am in los angeles

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

@dermiepie the execution was flawed lmao but ultimately i'm happy it happened!

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

not me moving to los angeles 🙈🤪

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

@sam_d_1995 @ydanis the guy on the bike ran the light and caused the crash

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

if your strategy for dealing with school shootings is to lock doors you're not a serious person

how shall we lock the doors on the subway and hospitals and churches and MILITARY BASES

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

@DonnaVandermark @Thia2 @runupita @BrynnTannehill so how do you suggest we parlay that strategy into the mass shootings in grocery stores, malls, churches, government buildings, military bases, public transit..

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

so the Texas police stood outside for 40 minutes threatening to tase parents and waited for off duty CBP to save the day

if there's one thing you can count on it's Texas getting bailed out by the federal government

[Andy Specht @AndySpecht]

Cops stood outside the school while the killer rampaged inside.

Onlookers yelled at them to go in. They didn’t. One parent urged bystanders:

“Let’s just rush in because the cops aren’t doing anything like they are supposed to.” @AP story:
https://t.co/l2CqPCzmAf

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

and half the bins are empty???? literally fuck you

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

.@Delta making people in main cabin gate check bags because you don't enforce your own boarding rules... lame ass

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

if you're the type of person to crowd the gate before they call your group i need you to know that i wish nothing but the absolute worst to you and your entire family

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

imagine if your name was Jen Z.

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

@dermiepie hiii i deleted twitter from my phone bc my new year's resolutions were to be hotter and dumber lmao

[michael totka @michaeltotka]

@juicysmollya @conjuringtweet @caustic_o @galenmaskin @VeggiePowered @MelonsMoon @fka2much336 you are absolutely required to move over for faster traffic whether they're speeding or not. and brake checking is both extremely dangerous and illegal