Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky

go bills. fundraiser, photographer, stained glass artist, and dad. (he/him)

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

never tweet

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

@TrumpEmail Weak asks! No explicit ask to donate! Leaving money on the table

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

Important to note he, for some reason, did not have a donation ask, link, or button. Incredibly surprising.

You better believe I'm sticking a button in there if my candidate gets shot

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

@rockyfernandez Because that's how fundraising works

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

@tim_cook Insulting ad. Horrible. Why should this make anyone buy your shit

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

@thetolerantweft unfortunately yes, though women have it way worse.

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

god i love a good mike elk discourse. this is from 13 years ago:

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Southern labor comrades, don’t work with @MikeElk. He hired my friends to “film the Volkswagen election” and subjected them to verbal abuse, inappropriate sexual comments, drunkenness on the job, and finally, stiffing them on agreed payment. He’s a liability to the movement.

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

@EliLillyandCo The zepbound shortage was entirely preventable if you used basic math.

I'm now 2 weeks without my dose. I need 12.5. no pharmacies near me have it. Your "customer support" number gives no way to talk to a person to find supply.

What am I supposed to do?

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

just bought the IP rights to golden eggs and drove that stupid goose out of the company. now to sit back and watch the money roll in

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

This peacock quality is absolute garbage

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

@ptcrUIsErUsA go bills

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

If anyone needs one

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

I have 4 blue sky codes if anyone wants out

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

@NFLonCBS Wow I wish I could have seen this on my TV for the cable I pay for or the paramount plus I pay for or the Sunday ticket I pay for

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

@NFLonCBS what the fuck were you doing with the Browns taking 3 knees and going to commercial

[Michael Whitney | @michaelwhitney.lol on Bluesky @michaelwhitney]

It's so absolutely nonsensical for @NFL and @YouTubeTV to not open up the Bills game! What the fuck am I paying for if I can't watch a game not available in my market

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

Again we see the difference between the two parties. Republicans want to bomb and starve Palestinians, while Democrats only want to bomb them.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I’m going as a “Humanitarian Pause” for Halloween. I punch your kid 8x in the head, stop to throw some raisins & an Advil at him, then start punching again.