Michael Turney

Chap behind The Static Slam clothing range and the ‘legendary’ Van Man comic strip

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@hooky99 @MikeyCycling The genius of no hard shoulders

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@theJeremyVine @thetimes Hate to ask such an obvious question, but why the fuck do people so offended by western values, live in the west?

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@theJeremyVine @DonnachadhMc @willnorman @SadiqKhan @HounslowCycling @mzdt @bike_rogers @feckitdotcom @righttobikeit That guy is brilliant

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@TheBillyDuffy @mickpeek Yep.
Cardiff.
Amazing 🤘

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@simonmayo The Dad who unknowingly ate his daughter’s pre chewed Sunday roast meat..
Still have my signed copy of this classic!

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@Stan_And_Ollie I can imagine that!

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@theJeremyVine And another tidbit

https://t.co/cYPmjSadjh

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@theJeremyVine Come on Jeremy, the last thing we need in these dark times is humour. Being funny is nothing to laugh about. I’m offended on behalf of all the offended people.

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@the_prodigy I had that weird 12” action figure. Was supposed to be a character from Battlestar Galactica. His gun used to light up. I actually asked for the Cylon.
Oh yeah, got distracted, great news on the new material! All the best 👊

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@ImthiazMuhassin @KermodeMovie Yep, he’s not my Max Rockatansky

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@theJeremyVine Gotta love all the followers that really don’t seem to like the person they’re following. Classic Twitter 👊

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@TheBillyDuffy @IMRG_UK @indianmotocycle Never ridden a bike but I always thought that if I did, it would be something like this. 50mph is quick enough for me!! 🤘

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@MJMcKean Parodied brilliantly by the Foos

https://t.co/jRTAjHvnwV

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@theJeremyVine I don’t agree with a single thing she says but this doesn’t seem right to me.

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@TheBillyDuffy Loved every one of them. Thankyou 🙏

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@TheBillyDuffy Wildflower please sir 🙏

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@earth_mummy @JeremyVineOn5

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@TheBillyDuffy @J_wumf Excellent. Very Wildflower-esque 🤘

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@rickygervais Christ, that’s embarrassing.
Hey Aaron Paul! Over act much?

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@Tim_Burgess @ASTBURY @LlSTENlNG_PARTY Great photo