Elon Musk’s Cow

Register to vote! I’m that gal from that thing that you watched. Enjoy discourse- block jerks. instagrm: michaelawat

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

If you have a pride flag, today would be a day to fly it. If you don’t, buy one.

The solution isn’t taking down our flags to avoid being singled out - it’s putting up so many that that we outnumber them. https://t.co/WX9hGlOtOa

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

💕💕💕…

[Daily Beast's Obsessed @beastobsessed]

Nicole Holofcener’s "You Hurt My Feelings" stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus in a perfectly Julia Louis-Dreyfus performance, but we should also be talking about how good Michaela Watkins is playing her sister. https://t.co/H6ojvwd5Ad

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

@kpfallon Kevin. This means a ton. Thank you. 🥰😘

[Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific]

Go to Santa Barbara City College if you're not sure what to do.

Just for a few hours.

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

@AkilahObviously Ah you. Xoxo

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I just want to make a few things clear:

The Holocaust happened.

Hitler was a demonic figure.

And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides.

Silence is complicity.

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

@kcastle100 Checks notes. Oh wait. Isn’t counting every vote how that idiot in Colorado won? Durrrrrrr

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

Get with the times, boomer.

“Phones should have a cord and when you unplug the cord, the phone should stop working. And if someone’s talking to someone else, you should get a “busy” signal.

[Scott Walker @ScottWalker]

Elections should be held on one day. Photo ID should be required. Ballots should be cast in person with exceptions only for military and homebound. Results should be known on the night of the election.

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

@KariLake The media had an agenda during covid? By asking people to wear masks because millions were dying? That’s an agenda…I guess?
The saving lives agenda …

…I suppose every narcissist has an origin story.

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

@KariLake Question. If you won, you wouldn’t mind that they are counting every last vote. If voting is difficult, it’s because republicans have blocked and suppressed the voting rights act. You are speaking to your base and that’s it. Not the American people.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Uvalde: AR-15
Buffalo: AR-15
Boulder: AR-15
Orlando: AR-15
Parkland: AR-15
Las Vegas: AR-15
Aurora, CO: AR-15
Sandy Hook: AR-15
San Bernardino: AR-15
Midland/Odessa: AR-15
Poway synagogue: AR-15
Sutherland Springs: AR-15
Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15

Colorado Springs: AR-15

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

Mark my words. @NikkiHaley is going to try to reinvent herself as an “Obama-type” to appeal to the youth of the Christian right. Her track record in supporting racists is documented He ability to waiver her moral compass to be whatever will serve her in the moment is exceptional.

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

On top of the tragedy of the dead and wounded in yet another mass shooting, is that @foxnews and the @gop have pushed hateful rhetoric directed at the gay and trans community as well as making guns easily accessible to any sick guy who wants one. Blood is all over their hands.

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

@Maribellasmom Thx to @jillianbell

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

❤️

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Watched “Sword of Trust” for movie night—a lovely, surprising comedy with a fantastic cast, including Marc Maron, Michaela Watkins & Toby Huss. Devastating that Lynn Shelton (who directed it and plays a small role) died. A huge loss

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

@CreepyMonkeyArt 😊

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

I ask that if the terrorist plotting twice impeached ex-president who’s a criminal and 15 time accused rapist is allowed back on here to pump lies, we all leave Twitter for good. Full stop. Cool?

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

@GeraldoRivera It’s as if you just learned what a petty crappy racist lame party the GOP is. Where ya been, kid?

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

@atrupar These people are so useless.

[Elon Musk’s Cow @michaelaWat]

This was so good. So good.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Fox News has to break up with Trump