Michelle

🦄 Magical Unicorn
🏍️ Motorcycle Enthusiast
🍕 Pizza Lover
🇺🇲 Air Force Vet
😻 Cat Lady

[Michelle @Michelle1113]

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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Person: “You’re too social to be autistic.”

Autistic person: “I’m social for about three hours.”

Person: “And then?”

Autistic person: “Then I need three business days to recover.”

[Michelle @Michelle1113]

@JRobFromMN 🤦‍♀️

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

He’s the President of the United States — not your ex, not your personal villain, and not the cause of your misery. You don’t have to support him. That’s America.

But if someone is simply backing the sitting President and it makes you rage, cut people off, attack families, or act like garbage — you are the problem.

You’ve turned politics into a personality disorder: nonstop outrage and toddler meltdowns online. Grow up. He won. The sky didn’t fall. Pay your bills, care for your family, touch grass, and move on.

[Michelle @Michelle1113]

@ZeducationYT Would love a "Where are they now?" for all those shows... Jerry, Montel, Maury, et al. I need closure. 🫠

[Zeducation @ZeducationYT]

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[Omni ☕️ @InfernoOmni]

THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS LET THIS WORLD STEAL YOUR WHIMSY. PROTECT YOUR WHIMSY AT ALL COST. DON’T LET THESE JOYLESS MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL YOUR MAGIC.

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

That's why

[i like computers @WildComputers]

Sizes of subatomic particles

[Michelle @Michelle1113]

@KellyVa28647310 @allie__voss Yes. @ABAnaturally teaches this wonderfully.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

I don’t have pregnancy brain I’m totally fine and absolutely lucid

*puts chicken parm in the kitchen cabinet to cook*

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me an Omnomnomasaurus! 🦕🦖

[Zeducation @ZeducationYT]

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