migueŀ

fan of screenplays and sittin' sideways

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

lesbeans in PLURAL hitting me up to tell me they miss me, hitting me up to go out.

my favorite artists could have never done that before the money and the fame

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

you’ll never understand

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

you’ll never understand

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

@anecdotasinquie what the actual fuuuuuuuuyuuuuyuyuyuyyck

[Tumi @Tumi213]

WHAT IF I GO BROKE AND I GOT NO MORE RACKS TO SPEND ON YOU

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Goyz II men @andrewtaint1975]

@PatMcAfeeShow parking in my garage with a picture of my highschool girlfriend, a brick on the gas pedal, and a hose from the exhaust to the window while blaring the new Pat McAfee tune

I go out on MY terms

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

@Free_BWes you’re terrible bro 🤣

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

she kept taking my shirt off to rub aloe on my back

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

she’s pole dancing on my right leg while the other one is thhhrrrooowwwiiinnngggg it (in circles) at me

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

i swear i’m humble but there’s women in plural chanting my name, your favorite rapper wasn’t having that before the fame

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

your favorite rapper is with countless women they paid for at a fake party for a music video, i’m with countless women i just roll with for a casual weekend for the hell of it

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

i was on a boat filled with women pouring alcohol on their bodies for the hell of it,

i’m not a rapper or a millionaire, i didn’t need the clout to pen that

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

i have bars i can pen that my favorite rappers can’t relate to

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

the things i see and the things that happen to me almost don’t sound real

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

the things i see and the things that happen to me almost don’t sound real

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

they are taking their shirts off and rubbing their titties together in front of me

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

honestly, shoutout 🤣

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

not kidding i’m texting back and forth with a dear lesbean of mine and she accidentally sent me a sex toy she wanted to buy instead of to her gf 💀

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

🎶 she look just like halle berry when she on her knees 🎶

“that’s not the lyrics”

oh im pretty sho those are exactly the lyrics

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

@jay_g132 @Ykmusky you couldn’t knock out a dude a size of that lady, quit playing with yourself on twitter we all know you big soft 😅

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

two lesbians and two married women told me i’m good

[migueŀ @miguelfjones]

a lesbian told me she couldn’t stop looking at my skin, life is complete