michael cornette

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

I'm all awake now even tho I have 3 more hours to sleep. I'm glad I got new hours but adjusting has been rough.

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

I gotta tweet more. I need to follow more. I like this but there's a lot out there I am not using. Send me ppl to follow.

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

@JimCarrey that's the best smiley ever.

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Every moment of bliss is immediately followed by a swift kick to the balls courtesy of Reality

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Slaughter is the best medicine*

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Slaughter

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

I miss Heath Ledger already.... maybe we can chill in the afterlife.

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Sailor jerrys spiced rum is liquid heaven. Get some today.

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

@jeremyclaggett

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

do they make a ratbite on the back of their kids necks on purpose? Prly to tell which brown kid is theirs. The're all over the place in co

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Easy street wheat is bomb. Support your colorado breweries :D

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Love the new tonight show. I've watched Conan for like 10 years!!

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Tacos, beer, and NBA Finals

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Tweeting on the sidekick. From anywhere anytime... I was druuuunk last night

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

When is it an all nighter?? Its 530 or so and I'm still drunk and awake. Stupid mcdonalds. Won't serve fries?? I wanted a filet o fish.

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Breakin bottles!!

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

The thirsty parrot is where its at in colo springs.

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Tweet to the beet!

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Why am I waiting on ppl to change into pants so we can go downtown. Cmon now?!?

[michael cornette @mikecornette]

Rhinos for a vodka and redbull. Good dj. Hot girls.