Mike Stuchbery 💀🕯️

Writer & Creator ‡ AU/UK/DE

[Mike Stuchbery 💀🕯️ @mikerstuchbery]

Odense's cathedral is named after Saint Canute, the Danish king who was murdered by revolting peasants nearby in 1086.

In typical Danish fashion, he's just... there. Extremely accessible. Right in full view. Chilling in his casket.

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@Kristinartz Engagement-farming Twitter posts.

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@AIandDesign @Meta They told me me a landmine AND trampoline store was a disaster waiting to happen - why didn't I believe them!

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I cannot abide this slander.

[451, Lasse @rainerschund]

Nennt mir eine Stadt, die schöner ist als Offenbach.

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@DedanusRotWeiss @rainerschund Sie befinden sich auf unsicherem Terrain, Herr.

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@rainerschund Impossible.

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@cremieuxrecueil May I recommend reading at least one (1) book on the early years of the NSDAP? 🤣

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If you're looking for answers as to who radicalised two teens into attacking a mosque today, spend five minutes on X or Threads.

This is on every two-bit race-hate grifter and anonymous disinfo account who peddle their bile daily.

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@andwestrong Christ, what a God almighty nerd.

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Son, you wouldn't last fifteen minutes in a southern German dorf. You'd be in the fetal position, sobbing after your first interaction.

[Odin @andwestrong]

In some respects, an American with old German ancestry is more German than many ‘modern Germans’ in Germany.

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@Plingplonghed @MikeStuchbery_ Thanks. May be a bit more sedate, however.

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@runaway_vol The FKKK are a menace, with their pointy...

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

just watched Kingdom of Heaven (2005) and cannot believe anyone who uses le based King Baldwin images online has actually seen that movie

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Whoever came up with this idea, you're never paying for drinks in my neck of the woods again.

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@MissPookems System Shock.

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All these #UnitetheKingdom attendees are really telling on themselves with their fresh-out-of-the-wrapper English flags and Temu Union Jack sweatshirts. 🤣

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...and they say that Germany has lost the power or the will to innovate.

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

There is a wall-mounted 'toilet' specifically designed for vomiting in a bar located in Koblenz, Germany.

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@VoidStateKate It's a pattern recogniser, sis. A really good one. Still can't compete with humans when it matters, though.

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Some news for those who followed me previously: Earlier this month I signed the purchase contract on a house in beautiful Hanau-Steinheim, east of Frankfurt. We'll be moving in early July.

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@DukeZer0 @MikeStuchbery_ Yup.