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wait, THESE are pistachios? i’ve been calling them wood clams http://t.co/RkPHOYOgLu

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/xhKcjPQO4H

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http://t.co/vikYVWtG My subscription brings all the newspapers to the yard.

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http://t.co/QqRfb0tw I wonder if internet commenters ever get tired of solving the world's greatest problems.

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We could save a lot of hassle if we just made macaroni out of cheese in the first place. http://t.co/P5dZbPMG

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Opening a noodle shop in New York City

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