Dan Patterson

who do you think you are i am

[Jerome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿♿️ @JeromeLuvsWoke]

>becomes PM
>fixes the premier League so his team wins
>turns weather machine up to extreme
>leaves

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@NUFC_Fanatic

[່ @pxrcyishim]

championship clubs in tottenham stadium next season:

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@virginmedia Seems like it was just an area issue, sorted this morning, thanks

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@virginmedia I've got a 1Gig package and I'm getting 10mpbs down? I was getting 950mbps only 2 hours ago

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@SunderlandAFC Just had an an email saying my ticket for the 76 area is no longer part of the experience? I have evidence that when I bought the ticket that is was, can you explain please?

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

Sunderland AFC is back and how 😎

@SunderlandAFC

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

Good opening fixture that like

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Yeah, we're back.

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@PintsDrank The 3 Kings who travelled to Bethlehem (Boldon, England)

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@_AR91 Does help the Monday morning blues

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

Sam Fender was great last night, but something has to be said about how unbelievably shit the set up is for women's toilets. Queues were outrageous, up to 30 minutes to wait for a piss.

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@_AR91 Nout mate, but when ya pregnant wife can't have a piss when she needs to it's pretty shocking

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

I think we’ll be safe from AI

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@Bobs_17 @JeffAB61 @SunderlandAFC 🤣🤣🤣

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

@JeffAB61 @SunderlandAFC This is me!

[Dan Patterson @milklizrd]

Australia’s entry to this years Eurovision is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen. Genuinely feel like this bloke lost his FPL league and this was his punishment. #Eurovision2025

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

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[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

WE'RE GOING TO WEMBLEY!! 😍

#TilTheEnd