Al Pascual

Proud Father, Cybercrime Expert, Founder, Inventor, Advisor, and Native New Yorker

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

@LiquidDeath So long as you don't get digital receipts, it would seem. Because they use aluminum to cut down on waste, right? Hmmm....

Your receipt was rejected for the following reasons:
- Digital Receipt

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

Perspective of a five year old:
That (#Cybertruck) looks cool because it looks like a triangle.

Yep.

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

@POTUS

It's clear where this is all going. Don't wait any longer. Send the Ukrainians as much as we can, right now.

Right side of history.

#GlorytoUkraine #GodBlessAmerica

https://t.co/mwrcl9LPwV

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

#Handsomeness

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

My 4 year old son to my wife:

"Do I look like Luke Skywalker?"

"Yes, but you're more handsome."

"No, Mom, he's the handsomest!"

In my house, we compare ourselves to @MarkHamill.

[Nicole Malliotakis @NMalliotakis]

Sadly, multiple constituents have become victims of mail theft and check fraud. While we’ve been able to get their money back and arrests have been made, our bill will give the USPS Investigative branch the tools they need to crack down on these fraudsters https://t.co/P8DXwJU72p

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

@Pdugas2000 @steveliesman We'll see. There are clearly some jobs on this list that AI could not do as well as they anticipate, and a couple I suspect it could do better. This is what happens when researchers don't fully understand what they are researching.

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

Yes.

https://t.co/aY1t0TnivZ

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

@kmcpartland What do you need?

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

This is #governmentspending run amok. Where's the #accountability when no one is allowed to know how the costs breakdown?

#northeastcorridor #acela #gateway

https://t.co/78Zqw7ESxq

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

It's almost like the past 75 years never happened. #America stands alongside Democracies. We don't abandon them.

What would the #Kipper say?

@ProjectLincoln @RNC

https://t.co/38H9XTCqjA

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

Seriously though, it looks like this is connected to some sort of BI app where turning that on should be straightforward. When are you going to make it available again?

#HurricaneIan #wheresthepower

@NBCNews @CNN @FoxNews @RonDeSantisFL

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

@LCECSWFL - where'd the table that displays progress by zip code go?

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

@jdruotolo Thanks, man! Got lucky as it made landfall south of here, so it should be more manageable by the time it gets here.

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

@BrainBarian Or it could just be that #klingons get too much red meat in their diets. 🥩

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

Happy Father's Day, Pop.

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

Hey, @USOPM, let's make this right!

Federal agency asks 100-year-old Tampa Bay woman …: https://t.co/q1kFNofyFY

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

A #stablecoin for the nostalgic #GenX crowd. Love it!

#bodegatether

https://t.co/Ub3QJq9Imh

[Walter Hoffman @wlhoffman1]

Join me and and my colleague @MindofAlPascual, next Tuesday, as we discuss how to improve the adoption digital government services with James Lee from the Identity Theft Resources Center. #identitytheft #governmenttechnology #bene…https://t.co/dfuHVbtLh6 https://t.co/kVcBRZnH3o

[Al Pascual @MindofAlPascual]

@rshevlin To be fair, they do that with cars.