Ministry of Joy

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[Ministry of Joy @ministryofjoy]

Nemesis 1994 / 2024

[European Coaster Club @coasterclub]

Updates to Terms and Conditions are rarely this exciting.

[Adz @AdzKerridge]

This is really sad. The first park manager in a long time that really seemed to “get” what the place needed and focused on a lot of stuff that went otherwise uncared for.

[European Coaster Club @coasterclub]

Why you shouldn’t let Chat GPT write your captions:

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

Following it's multi-million pound investment, we're thrilled to announce that Skyride will be open from 30th April 🥳🚡

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

Toxicator – Opens from 15th March! 🧪

Dare to submit to the spin as darkness falls?

🔗https://t.co/Fc51akGBzW

[Ministry of Joy @ministryofjoy]

Impressed with how this turned out.

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

Toxicator - Opening 15th March 2025 🧪

🔗https://t.co/4yeQpv8REK

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

Toxicator testing is in full swing ahead of its Spring 2025 dizzying debut 🧪

🔗https://t.co/ZOUbvsqblO

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

Breaking News from Alton Towers Resort...

Reports show the Phalanx have lost all control. She's back with a vengeance.

Experience Nemesis Reborn.

Book now 👇
https://t.co/vrwyGeUfCx

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

She's Back With A Vengeance.

[Ministry of Joy @ministryofjoy]

That’s one hell of a glow up ❤️‍🔥

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

A night watchman begins his rounds…

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

Something stirs, more furious than before.

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

The final chapter…

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

The 2024 season is set to be our best yet 💜✨

Over winter, we've invested millions into our fantabulous resort 👇

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

NEW for 2024...Alton After Dark 🎢🌙

Get ready to experience your favourite rides under the stars as the park extends its opening hours till 8pm on Saturday 16th, 23rd and 30th March!

Secure your after-hours adventure now 👉 https://t.co/7Q22PZqH2y

[Ministry of Joy @ministryofjoy]

So hyped @altontowers ! 🤩

[Alton Towers Resort @altontowers]

Coming soon...

Back with a vengeance.

Sign up now. https://t.co/sbG5sF5yXc