M*nnesota St*te G*vernment

Please don’t ask us about the lakes. unapologetically a minneapolis institute of art stan account. i am not the minnesota state gov, i just live here.

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@Lindsay3668 you’ve tagged me in a few very transphobic tweets, which i’m taking to mean that
1. none of those times did you bother to check which account you’re actually tagging. this is so obviously a joke account.
2. you think the minnesota government actually cares about twitter.

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@GaryLRandol @alphanews @ShuForCongress good! can’t wait, won’t miss you!

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@kjmpalermo @realTuckFrumper @GOP @SenateGOP gross, a republican liked this tweet. this tweet is not pro-republican in any way. i despise those cockroaches.

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@kjmpalermo @realTuckFrumper @GOP @SenateGOP nothing i can do about that one, bud

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@BorderlineP_LLC i’ve been doing WHAT? why didn’t anyone tell me! i can’t believe this, i’m so sorry.

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We’re sorry to announce the temporary closure of the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden. The cherry and the spoon are having marital problems and we think it’s best for the group if they all take a quick break. Thank you for your patience.

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@bigbigbighorse Only small horses are allowed within state lines. We love our small horses!

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All state highways will be replaced with high-speed moving pavement bike lanes by spring 2024.

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We are now advocating for Mall of America separatism.

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it would REALLY BE A SHAME if a HOT FISH were to SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET and CARRY ME INTO THE SUNSET

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Perpich Center for Arts Education: Change name "Perpich Center for Arts Education" to "Funky Chicken Art School" - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ZjLjLnoiia via @Change

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kris lindahl knows when the rapture will come.

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it’s only cold because of the wind— *gets shot*

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what stage of capitalism is ja biztown

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goin to fish church. it’s where fish go to church. they don’t believe in god, they just like stained glass.

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“forest pond” this, “apple hills” that, what the fuck are you suburb kids talking about

[hazard.swf @hazard_dot_swf]

rt this tweet if you would slap my classmates bald head i need to test something

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who wants to go see the dear evan hansen butthole cut in the imax theatre at the minnesota zoo with me

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snowbirds=cowards

push through it like the rest of us losers

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minnesota about to convince people from the south to move here in the summer: hm who should i lure into a false sense of security, only to rip it out from under them when the negatives hit?