Johanna Rose

Keeping the dirty in Dirty Thirty, one showerless week at a time 😘

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

I wrote a song about a movie trailer I just saw:
🎶 stop killing women 🎶 to move a man's story along 🎶 it's been done a thousand times 🎶 think of a new thing 🎶 it's lazy writing 🎶 and fucking boring 🎶

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Joel: “I’ve got you baby girl”
Me:
#LASTOFUS #LastOfUsHBO

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Guys our slutty zombie daddy is in trouble and it’s stressing me out 😭 #LastOfUsHBO

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

@hillerykearl Bad glasses, low bored emptionless voice, slouchy lanky posture—replace Napoleon Dynamite’s humor with a psychotic bloodlust and blammo. Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Give that psycho coward some moon boots and they are basically twins. #DahmerMonsterTheJeffreyDahmerStory

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

@nattysacch She misses you too lol

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Okay but really every time I get stoked on something the show just changes their mind and fucks off lol #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp9

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Have you ever had to fart & you can feel that it’s gonna be huge so you ask your friend “hey guess what” so when they say “what” you can answer with a huge fart but then it’s SILENT & you feel stupid & disappointed?

That is this show. One long silent fart. #HouseOfTheDragon

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

The memes aren’t good enough to save this show lol I hate every character & don’t care what happens to any of them.

Except this dude, which means he’s either gonna be brutally murdered or be a sexual predator by the end of this episode. #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp9

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Why. Doesn’t. Ser Criston. Fucking. AGE.

This baby-faced little whiner has kept the same actor through *THREE* time jumps, they better reveal some special bloodline with stupidly long lives.

#HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragonEp8

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

@bettyro07868301 Well duh but also tie it back lol

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

I got back on twitter after like 3 years just to beg Galadriel to put her fucking hair back—orcs, wizards, magical lightening ore, that I can all believe. But her hair not getting in her face or snagged on ANYTHING while she’s fighting? #RingsofPower

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

I’m sorry, but how in the fuck did DAEMON manage to have the least creepy of all the kids on this show??? #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragonEp7 #HouseOfTheDragon

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Things escalated SO quickly 😅 #HouseOfTheDragon #houseofthedragonep6 #Gameofthronesmemes

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Pretty leaves? Great. Sweaters? Awesome. Cider and pumpkin spice? Vibe. Spooky season? Dope.

But I had to put socks on for the first time in 6 months and I’m fucking furious. It’s “going to bed with socks on” season.

I hate it.

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Like y’all are bitching about whether or not a fictional race of people can have melanin while REAL PROVEN EXPERIENCE shows anyone with Galadriel’s hair getting tangled on a tree branch while she’s horse riding or some shit

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

I’m watching every episode like Edna Mode waiting for that long gorgeous hair to get her yanked into a pit of orcs or something Jesus H Caterpillars fantasy can only go so far before it’s just completely unrealistic

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

Hey @GovStitt this your doing? #JusticeForJuliusJones

[Johanna Rose @misshannirose]

This is not up for debate.

#mightactuallybetoomuchoj #mimosa #brunch #fightme

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Cops are taking selfies with the terrorists.