Shannon Smith-Eidson

[Shannon Smith-Eidson @missingmarbles]

Sipping bourbon in a convent with my gold monkey friend.

[Shannon Smith-Eidson @missingmarbles]

@peejles They really think they can still try this with us & then they’re all shocked when we leave for greener pastures!

[Shannon Smith-Eidson @missingmarbles]

@spoiledpinkr http://t.co/2T03HlyqRO

[Shannon Smith-Eidson @missingmarbles]

@barackobama http://t.co/2kd02uDJ9r

[Shannon Smith-Eidson @missingmarbles]

I'm going to die of aspartame poisoning...