Bitchell

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You think Houston traffic is bad now? Just wait till it looks like this next weekend

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Hey Claude, take all my sensitive tax information and file my taxes. Get me the biggest return possible :) pls no mistakes

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Oh my goodness VALENTINE!!

[𝙆𝙖𝙨𝙚 @verysadvikings]

This is how I think the rest of the NFL season will play out.

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Excuse me?!?!

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Can’t believe how lucky I am to be alive at a time where I can watch the goat (Ryan Rollins) play basketball

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

The nba is back! Time to let literal children with AI generated pfps of their favorite players tell me I should kill myself for cheering on my team

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Might have to start a Darnell Wright fan page account after that performance

[Bears on CHSN @CHSN_Bears]

🚨All-Pro CB Jaylon Johnson is likely to miss the rest of the regular season with a groin injury that will require surgery, per @Schultz_Report.

[monk @mytr98]

Irish goodbye top 3 inventions of all time

[elina 🔮 🍉 @bogwitchbooks]

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

TJ McConnell

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Is Capital One a cult that Jennifer garner sold her soul to or is she ever gonna do another movie?

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Been stuck in this position for 30 min after that Bucks loss

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Pulling up to the McDonald’s drive thru like “Yes ma’am. Order number Alpha Tango Double Niner. I repeat, Alpha Tango Nine Nine”

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Morning routine

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Gf broke up with me cause she felt I “lacked emotional depth” and “used humor to mask my problems”. Fuck it, we ball

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

“The work is mysterious and important.”

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Imagine trying to explain to your wife that you didn’t cheat on her after your innie got chlamydia from the Lumon fuckfest

[Bitchell @MitchFortman]

Luigi’s Mansion is 23 years old why is everyone just now talking about it?!?