Mike Cranfield

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@CarrefourKe Ah. I see that your solution is to simply remove the 250ml cans from sale so that your loyal consumers don’t notice!! Very sneaky. Perhaps this is why @CarrefourKe has just received a Ksh 1.1BN fine?

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@CarrefourKe if you sell an item which weight 420mg, and it is marked as “40% free”, it should cost (nearly) the same as the item which weighs 250mg and NOT 57% more. Surely there are laws against false advertising aren’t there?

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@CarrefourKe 420ml. 40% free. Cost 1100ksh. 250 can costs 700Ksh. Therefore 40% is not free.

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@AirFranceFR Cannot find any news relating to the 15,000 items of luggage which went missing on the 13th and 14th June. What happened?!

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

Congratulations @kwskenya on the new addition at the Hippo pool. New arrival at around 12:35. No idea of sex or weight, but Mum and baby appear fine!!

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

#tracktv @LandoNorris support all the way!

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@harveydean Not quite “living abroad”, but yes. Smells change every day - favourite smell - petrichor, which is always location specific to me!!

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@Indian_two How does a tone travel at the speed of light? Surely a tone travels at the speed of sound?

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@curryspcworld Can I take the TV you delivered damaged to the store as you don’t respond to email and I have racked up 11hrs and 36 minutes on hold?

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@ao Well deserved.

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

If you are thinking responding to @curryspcworld new ad. Don’t. Just don’t. Use @ao instead. Customer Service is on a different scale!! 2 items delivered on same day. Both had problems. One was collected the next day, the other - still no response 90 day later! Top job @ao

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@curryspcworld Poppycock and balderdash. No response from @curryspcworld in 3 months. Truly dreadful.

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

#asklemans can you say hi to my lovely wife Shona who has watched the race since the start, ticking off the cars and howling with laughter at your commentary! Keep it up!!

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@WorldRugby7s #Rugby7s

[Grimsby Town F.C. @0fficia1gtfc]

CLUB STATEMENT

We would like to remind all fans that our safety manager is going to be watching your every move today. Anyone found to be running on the pitch at full time celebrating our 17th position finish will be forced to buy a season ticket for the 2019/20 season

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@alfaromeoracing loving the racing! Top work! Would love to show more support, but no merchandise on sale in Baku - and Sauber t-shirts are so “yesterday”!

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@garagehero @TomlinNyb @This_Chap @7NewsSydney @MyleeHogan @elonmusk 3 times as many. With 5 times the population. Will leave the math to you.

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

#tayvlew c,mon Jamie! Support here in England, France, and Australia!!!

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

#runwild

[Mike Cranfield @Mjc650]

@bbcsoutheast what possessed you to film the tragic story from East Hoathly outside the school where children were already raw with emotion?