Lloyd Bentsen endorsed @commie_cosmo today. When asked why, he stripped naked and started twerking.
George H.W. Bush has since challenged Bentsen to a twerkoff, which has prevented Cosmo's poll numbers from rising.
I AM GOING TO EAT. THIS LITTLE CHINESE BOY.
@GeorgeeWBushh wins Connecticut (8), Kansas (7) and Kentucky (8)
@Viktor4Liberty wins New Hampshire (4), Montana (4), North Dakota (3)
@commie_cosmo wins Illinois (22)
@mormonmommyuwu wins Massachusetts (12)
@CharlieCarterD wins...