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GMGS NBA. DM OR REPLY WITH YOUR POSITION, NAME, HEIGHT, WINGSPAN, WEIGHT, AND PHOTO FOR 2K CHARACTER CREATION.

ALMOST EVERYTHING WILL BE DECIDED BY @NBA2K SIM.

OFF COURT ISSUE WILL BE BASED OFF ROLEPLAY AND SPINNING A WHEEL.

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GMBS DRAFT NIGHT
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16th Pick: San Diego Clippers selected Big Hogg
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UNDRAFTED
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John Fetterman (@PurpleHeartMan)

[Former Governor Conor Lamb @GovLambBackup]

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I am proud to announce that the Big Dickie's Air Nut has officially reached 5,000,000 sales.

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COURT DESIGNS REVEALED👀

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AMZN SPORTS TEAM REPORT
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Owner of the Calgary Bison and CEO of Athabasca Oil Corporation, Robert Broen, has sold his team to Palm Beach businessman Gerry Smith. Gerry Smith has immediately begun the process of relocating the team to Palm Beach. In a press conference where he revealed the relocation, he also revealed the new team name and branding, the Palm Beach Predators.

World, get ready for a new chapter in Palm Beach sports history.
I unveil to you... the Palm Beach Predators! - Gerry Smith

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@PurpleHeartMan @NBA2K

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GMGS NBA. DM OR REPLY WITH YOUR POSITION, NAME, HEIGHT, WINGSPAN, WEIGHT, AND PHOTO FOR 2K CHARACTER CREATION.

ALMOST EVERYTHING WILL BE DECIDED BY @NBA2K SIM.

OFF COURT ISSUE WILL BE BASED OFF ROLEPLAY AND SPINNING A WHEEL.

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@PurpleHeartMan @NBA2K the shortest possible wingspan we can grant you is 6'1"

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@RedPeliPolitics best we can do

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YOU ARE FREE TO DECLARE FOR THE 2026 GMBS DRAFT 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

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GMGS NBA. DM OR REPLY WITH YOUR POSITION, NAME, HEIGHT, WINGSPAN, WEIGHT, AND PHOTO FOR 2K CHARACTER CREATION.

ALMOST EVERYTHING WILL BE DECIDED BY @NBA2K SIM.

OFF COURT ISSUE WILL BE BASED OFF ROLEPLAY AND SPINNING A WHEEL.

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Chairman and CEO of The Hartford Insurance Group Christopher J. Swift has secured his position as the sole owner of the new Hartford Mark Twains. The Mark Twains will ball out in the prestigious The Hartford Coliseum.

Oh shit, I won the bid? Damn, I wonder how much that'll set me back. Fuck... - Chris Swift

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ESPN LEAGUE EXPANSION REPORT
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GMBS commissioner Earvin Johnson has approved an expansion of the league, adding the Pittsburgh Steel Eaters and Hartford Mark Twains to the GMBS. The league has now expanded from twelve to fourteen teams, and an expansion draft will be underway.

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The Pittsburgh Steel Eaters are owned by Tim Knavish, CEO of PPG Industries. Knavish won the fairly low bidding contest. The Steel Eaters will play in PPG Paints Arena, the same arena that hosts the NHL's Pittsburgh Pengiuns.

I said I wanted to buy the Pittsburgh Steelers, not the fucking Steel Eaters! STEEL-ERS, dammit! I said Steelers! - Tim Knavish

[Jack Kennedy🏛️🇺🇸 @jackkennedytwt]

@ItsSbeve @MockGMGS Cooper will get whats coming to him brother. Next year is ours #YinNotYang🏁

[sbevinator9000👞 💛💙 @ItsSbeve]

I am heartbroken to announce that my little baby, Archibald Jr., passed away as I suffered a miscarriage following my fierce play in game seven. Cooper Flagg, I am coming for you….

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LEAGUE CHANGE REPORT
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For the 2026-2027 GMBS season, the league will be switching to a northern-southern style conference format; we hope this will better balance our league.

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Athens Olympians v. East Chicago Yins | GAME 7
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The Olympians have done it…They have defied history, becoming the first team to ever come back from a 3-0 deficit. 97-78, a 19-point victory for this fantastic Game 7. Yin's highest scorer surprisingly being Ying Mingling with 26 points, with team leader Kai Cenat being completely felt up by the Olympians' defense.

Cooper Flagg was able to secure Finals MVP with his amazing 40-point performance.

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GMBS FINALS | IMPORTANT GAME THREAD

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Athens Olympians v. East Chicago Yins | GAME 6
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Cooper Flagg has done the impossible, pushing the Yins to a game 7. Cooper Flagg spitting out 29 points and 17 rebounds to secure the game. Yins team leader Kai Cenat has reportedly grown frustrated at his teammates, especially the very recent member of the team Jack Kennedy, who only dropped 8 points.

Will Flagg be the first person to ever come back from a 3-0 deficit?

[Senator Conor Lamb @SenatorLambPGS]

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Nike is proud to announce the official release of the second generation of the Big Dickie's lineup: the Air Nut.

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ESPN SCOUTING REPORT
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Twelve-year-old phenom "Young" Sheldon Cooper has declared for the GMBS draft! Scouts have him going at the end of the first round, definitely a future point god.