Modafvcker KGeN

Smoking weed & Jerking off saves lives✊

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

DSS can track EndSARS protesters, but they can’t track “bandits” going live on TikTok. Lmaooo. Both of them are in bed together.

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A country with scientists will always achieve development faster than a country with prayer warriors.

[goma @soigomaa]

When men are so afraid of having a finger stuck up their butt to perform a lifesaving cancer screening so they come up with a blood test for it instead.Meanwhile women have been getting cracked open with the original speculum from 180 years ago and nobody seems to care.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

if you raped someone in 2013 and they chose to speak on it today, you're still a rapist. “that was mad long ago” is not a plea deal.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

I’m fatphobic to men.

Why are you FAT?

You have no hormones bothering you.

Why are you fat?

Why is your tummy big?

[Jason Diaz @TheJasonDiaz]

RT If you know Sexuality is a Spectrum🔥

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

Frame 1: Tinubu (in March, 2026), “We have saved Nigeria from mismanagement and bankruptcy under Buhari. It was challenging when we took over.

Frame 2: Tinubu (yesterday), “The truth is, I took over from myself. The late Buhari is me.”

At both events, they clapped for him!✍️

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

“I don’t understand why women don’t just report it if it really happened.”
When I was 19, I reported mine. I had bruises. Hospital photos. Text messages of him apologizing the next morning. My friends drove me to the station because I could barely stop shaking. I thought evidence would make it simple. I thought truth would be enough.
Months later, I was the one on trial. His lawyer printed my Instagram photos and held them up in court. Asked why I wore crop tops. Asked why I drank that night. Asked why I didn’t scream louder. He replayed my police interview and pointed out every time I hesitated, every time I cried, every time my timeline wasn’t perfectly linear. “If it was traumatic,” he said, “why can’t she remember clearly?”
Sitting there while strangers debated my pain like it was a group project felt like being stripped again. My messages were projected on a screen. My body was described in detail. My character was picked apart like that was the real crime.
He walked out on bail. I walked out with panic attacks.
That’s why some women don’t report. Because even with bruises. Even with screenshots. Even when you do everything “right.” You still have to survive the assault twice, once in private, and once in public, just to maybe be believed.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i don't think I will ever tell anyone the full story

[• @yducknow]

When all your loved ones think you're ghosting them when you're just fighting the biggest battle of your life in secret

[ekeng ✞ @eke_ng_]

@AkposMalafakumo Nigerians please do everything to live healthy lives to avoid anything that’ll take you to hospitals.

Eat healthy exercise and take your supplements frequently. Deworm and be on the preventive maintenance mood.
If you value your life
🙏🏾

[ADC Vanguard @ADCVanguard_]

First, I want to apologize to the hardworking Nigerians in the United Kingdom whom I called out in my previous video for standing on the road to welcome the calamity, Tinubu. Who wouldn't do it for 500 Pounds (900 thousand Naira)?

I got a Dm and the rest is history.

Let it be known that in the history of Nigeria, we have NEVER witnessed this kind of bribery and misappropriation of public funds by those in power, just to buy voices and for the sake of Propaganda.

Finally, to the courageous whistleblower who took her phone to record and expose this sham, albeit very short, that is what active citizenship looks like. God Bless You!

Nigerians, over to you.

[Modafvcker KGeN @Modafvcker1]

@Big_Boogie_R4L2 @Real_ObiCubana 😂😂😂no waayyy!!

[Modafvcker KGeN @Modafvcker1]

I want to cry but it’s like I don’t have tears anymore.

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Dear APC supporters, that Bwale video is actually how you all sound on this app everyday. Use it as a mirror.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

In Islam, if i steal 2k for breakfast, i'm a thief and deserve to be amputated.

But in that same Islam, if Mele Kyari steals 210 trillion naira, he's automatically an alhaji and a servant of Allah.

Okay naw.

[Lady B - IYALODE OF X @mobola_ade]

List of Useless people:

1.Bola Ahmed Tinubu
2. Shettima
3.APC supporters
4. MTN
5. Airtel
6. Seyi law
7. Akpabio
8. Reno omokri
9. Omojuwa
10. Tinubu
11. Wike
12. Desmond Eliot
13. Tinubu
14. Shettima
15. Adams oshiomole
16. Tinubu
17. Waspaping
18. Shettima
19. Peller
20. Tinubu

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Expect maximum distractions today and it will span to the following week.

You know the usual suspects, but they may decide to make it juicy by roping in another Mirabel.

They will launch distractions from all angles.

But don't forget the following:

NNPCL has no idea how the sum of N210 trillion disappeared from its cofers.

NNPC used the sum of N5.9bn to add L to their name.

Bwala Daniel saw an incompetent liar and was dealt with.

The Senate are investigating Moniepoint.

Probe into Tompolo's Tantita oil pipeline security contract has been stalled.

If you lose, it's your fault.