So I gave myself the ultimatum that I can only drink hard liquor on vacations and holidays … all day I been wanting a margarita cause it’s nice out … why I randomly look at my calendar and found out its Groundhog Day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣well well welllllll
There’s no one more high class than me when I’m getting into bed after doing my full skin care routine. I’m sorry there’s just not. You cannot tell me I don’t make 100+mil a year with skin like this. I need my staff to tuck me in.
Every awards show, I'm blown away by the secretly-British. Like someone always wins for playing Al Capone and goes, "oy, I wanna thank me nan, who's in hospital, innit." Absolute mayhem.
Kim Kardashian tells GQ that North runs a lemonade stand where she scams people that she knows:
“If a random person stops, she will charge them only $2. If she knows you, she will fully scam you. I’ll get calls from my friends saying she charged them $20 for a lemonade. She’ll grab their $20 and say, ‘I don’t have any change.’”