Momentswithmo

thoughts, feelings, & tiny moments.
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[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

Hot semo please

[Cindy ☘️💙✨ @indemosi]

Garri or fufu?

[fvck shlt @fvckshltgal]

If he doesn't talk to you for 24 hours ... he's talking to someone else

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

I'm not lying 😌

[Daniella Okoroafor @real_daniella_]

Finally got a handsome caring boyfriend 🥹
Words can't explain how much I'm lying right now 🤧

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

I've had roommates like this.

[fvck shlt @fvckshltgal]

Overly religious people are some of the most judgemental people I have ever met. Who agrees?

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

@_adepejuh I now have a jiggling pot belly 😭

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

Not every lady does, but this app has been the best place ever. It's a safe space for me.

[Daniella Okoroafor @real_daniella_]

Girls keep quiet 🤫
Every lady has this app
Guys guess the app🙃

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

@g4na_xo I disagree 😹

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

@Chiziterem_x Change your sponge, disinfect your water, check your soap.

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

Why's it so hard to get a good paying job in Lagos?

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

They're all hustling, lol
Regardless of location.

[HER❤️ @Chiziterem_x]

People who preach in public places just to ask for offering later
Is that part of the hustle??

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

The only thing pressuring me rn is getting a job, making mad money, and getting my own apartment.

[fvck shlt @fvckshltgal]

I'm 16 years old and I've never owned a car before.
Thank God for the spirit of contentment my parents taught me sha, because I know what a lot of girls have done just to buy a car to feel among.

[fvck shlt @fvckshltgal]

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[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

@hireincrypto JOBS

[HER❤️ @Chiziterem_x]

So every month my uterus gets mad that I had all the chance in the world to get pregnant and I didn’t?

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

@linadreaamy 8

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@Seraphinaf5 71

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

What's for dinner?

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

I don't have a job yet, but I also agree.

[fvck shlt @fvckshltgal]

I saw someone say "The distance between your house and your job affects your quality of life" and | 100% agree.

[fvck shlt @fvckshltgal]

I'm not fixing nothing between me and anyone, life goes on. Go to hell

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

@Chiziterem_x When I finally got my phone charged, I saw that he had been posting on Snapchat, Whatsapp, and Instagram all day. Not one single text came from him. Not even a "good morning" or a "I hope you're fine".
I just knew then that I was the mumu in that relationship. 😹

[Momentswithmo @momentswith_mo]

@Chiziterem_x He didn't text or try to reach out to me for a whole day, while I was out looking for where to charge my phone because we had light issues then. I fooled myself thinking he'll be worried. I kept asking my friend who was with me then if he had texted her.