The Monarchist

Think Tank reporting and giving commentary on the State of Mayflower and neighboring territories.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

After brief Furlough, Monarchist to resume press releases for forseeable future.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

Mayflower to Cancel all Men.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

Mattaquot Governor-Elect in hot water after administering oath dedicated to himself rather then what is prescribed by state constitution.

In absence of a functioning judiciary to injunct the oaths, the state Legislature is officially a puppet of the Executive.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

County Armed Forces assed for readiness by local executive.

On an unrelated note, FEMA operations have ramped up in the state of Ridgeway.

Special housing units for those who ran against the CE in the election are being prepared.

[Ridgeway National Guard @RNGAffairs]

The Ridgeway National Guard welcomed the County Executive to headquarters for an inspection of force-strength today. Following this inspection, Major General siteowner reaffirmed the Oath to all Guardsmen.

View the stream here:
https://t.co/v9a1clZQu9

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

Lieutenant Governor Frontrunner bzzeans remains silent, after allegations arise indicating his name change originated in efforts to avoid outstanding warrants for Mayflowerian Tax Evasion.

The Mattaquot Rangers are said to be investigating the matter.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

In fervent effort to interfere with police officers and citizens trying to enjoy the game, @MayflowerDoJ polls persons not involved with policing about how LEAs should operate behind closed doors.

"Where there's a will, there's a way to ruin anyone having fun" - MF Att. Gen.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

The Monarchist remains the primary source of accurate and unbiased reporting for all matters pertaining to the State of Mattaquot and surrounding regions.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

Citizenry in uproar after supposedly "legitimate" news sources revealed to be controlled by State Government.

Accurate polls from The Monarchist reveal tripnixon as frontrunner in all elections, with JamesPawley (Respected Comrade Journalist from @Constit_News ) in 2nd place

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

Following three day long search, Aged and Disgruntled Politician found half conscious over a plate of @DennysDiner before being sworn into power.

The people of Ridgeway shall watch with great interest, as will the Palmer Nursing Home.

[FrancisHUnderwood @francis_rblx]

I thank everyone who supported me in the first-ever Ridgeway County Board election, and I look forward to this new adventure - together.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

@MayflowerLETI To disband standards and practices office in light of efforts of volunteer HeisenburgDosen relentlessly pursuing gaffs among certified peace officers.

Rumors that franchising instruction through @FSPOST_OFFICIAL and @Ridgeway_LETC is next abound.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

@MfState @PolicePlymouth UPDATE: Governor tricknixon breaks silence with shocking words for the public.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

@MfState and MF DOJ inquiry finds that @PolicePlymouth Officers unlawfully discharged flatulence at Armed Terrorists occupying the State House.

Grand Jury to be empaneled offering indictments to involved parties.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

A crisis is unfolding now at the RCTA headquarters, after a staffer has been missing for nearly three days.

It is believed they got lost between the Office of Media Public Affairs Publications and Office of Paperclips & Binders Distribution Task Force.

More coverage @RNNrblx

[Ridgeway County Transit Authority @RidgewayTransit]

The Office of Media Public Affairs Publications team presents you with the following release, view it through the drive link or through the image attached below:

https://t.co/5e5ZEBP9uO

Credits: zootedmax

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

Ridgeway's Law Enforcement Academy comes under fire for alleged instances of Anti-Vegan Harassment in their ranks. These incidents came to light after a probe into their neighboring State's Police Training Service came under public scrutiny for bolstering the efforts of the %1

[Ridgeway LETC. @Ridgeway_LETC]

Mfs pulling a CNN again I see

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

Senator "Hero of the People" Dribbleware to be probed by the Department of Justice and Senate Ethics Committee after alleged use of State discretionary funds to purchase bulk orders of @dominos Hawaiian pizza.

[Senator Dribbleware @ODribbleware]

@MonarchistMF @Wendys @MayflowerLETI We support the protests and will deliver free pepperoni pizza ourselves.

[The Monarchist @MonarchistMF]

BREAKING: Dissatisfied citizenry to attend protest in nine minutes, catered by @ODribbleware and @Wendys .

This unrest comes hours after @MayflowerLETI announced raises for senior staffers while terminating dozens of junior employees.

[The Constitutionalist @Constit_News]

'With power comes great responsibilities' does not apply to LETI command, following removal of low-tier employees for institution failings.