HexxMondette

Bit of a weirdo gamer girl. Prone to giggling insanely when in the vicinity of cute animals. Draws, crochets, trainee MUA, ex forensic student.

[HexxMondette @mondette]

My face was referred to as a peach today.

[HexxMondette @mondette]

Today I was called Ma'am.
Not 100% sure how I feel about that.
#unsure #doesthismeanimold

[HexxMondette @mondette]

Me: "Ugh. Look at me. Sometimes I wish I looked like a delicate flower."
Friend: "Aw hun... you are a delicate flower... but, like, a venus fly trap or maybe something carnivorous."
Yup. Thanks.
#whoneedstobeadelicateflowerwhenyoucaneatpeople

[HexxMondette @mondette]

Them: "Did you get your haircut by Stan Lee? Because you look like a fat, short, genderbent Thor."
Me: "Thanks! I'm also Aussie!"

Welp, that insult failed spectacularly.
#Thor #insultfail #aussie #ShortHairDontCare