Brenden Damron

The official Twitter account of a certified forklift driver

[NBA @NBA]

NET GAINS: The Brooklyn Nets are 7-3 in December after consecutive road wins over the Philadelphia 76ers and Minnesota Timberwolves. Brooklyn boasts the NBA’s top defense this month, leading the league in both defensive rating and opponent scoring average. On offense, Michael Porter Jr. is averaging 28.4 points in December, the highest-scoring month of his career, pushing his season average to a personal-best 25.8. The Nets look for their fourth straight victory when they host the Golden State Warriors tonight at 7:30pm/et on NBA League Pass.

[Brenden Damron @moneyballerbdog]

@Stranger_Things Why’d the dummy lowkey look like Uncle June?

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@spermcramps Saving them for my 40th birthday

[Olivia Rodrigo Daily @DailyRodrigo]

Olivia with Weezer performing “Buddy Holly” at #Lollapalooza!

[Brenden Damron @moneyballerbdog]

@spermcramps 30 years old btw

[sweet lu @LuillenGuis]

Bro got two born & raised LA baddies at the Garden cheering for the Knicks he really is the Lisan Al Gaib

[alexis 🎵🚀 =w= @bennysoupp]

my prediction

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

“Take LeBron’s kid for example, Bronny, workin’ side by side with his fadda, that’s shumthing to be proud of. But AJ, my shon, in the family business? Forget it, he’d never make it”

[Brenden Damron @moneyballerbdog]

@spermcramps Wild Hogs was 2007

[thehorrorkid 🦇 @jordanpeelefan]

Chronicle (2012)

[Brenden Damron @moneyballerbdog]

@spermcramps Pause

[Brenden Damron @moneyballerbdog]

@spermcramps Y’all fellas sucked me dry last time

[Brenden Damron @moneyballerbdog]

My brain is so cooked I read that as Glorilla

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

He walks like a Gorilla and he's so good at it! 😂

His name is Hassan Michael.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“It's sad, man. I'm going to miss everybody.”

- Mikal Bridges on being traded by the Nets

(🎥 @SNYNets )