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Bro I swear one of the MonsterBuds blinked at me 🌿👀.
I thought I was just fried so I looked away. Looked back and it was smiling 😭🔥.
I finished the bowl anyway.
Some of these MonsterBuds are actually chill as hell 😮💨🌿.
Smooth smoke, couch-lock vibes, no aggression. Others though? Nah 😤🔥.
You can feel the attitude before you even light it.
Nobody talks enough about the ooze 🧪👀.
That stuff didn’t burn anything, it just soaked in. Next thing you know the plants looking back at you 🌿😳.
Real “nah I’m too high for this” moment.
Yo, before the meteor, this spot was just good vibes 😌🌱.
Music, smoke, people laughing all night. Then boom… sky rock hits the field ☄️.
Buds been acting weird ever since.
Some MonsterBuds refuse to be harvested ✋🌿.
Clippers snap, gloves melt, vibes turn hostile 😤🔥.
If a Bud isn’t ready, you’ll know. They decide when it’s time.
The ooze never dried. It just sank deeper into the soil 🧪🌱.
Years later, new Buds still come out glowing like they remember the impact ☄️😳.
The meteor didn’t leave, it infected the land.