Julien Joubert

A copywriting beer drinker whose name is whispered in libraries across the world and spoken at regular volumes everywhere else.

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

@Steri_Stumpie Please don't ever take Choc Mint away from me. Like... ever. #newfavouriteflavour

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

@EnergadeSA When did the Tropical Fruit flavour change to Topical Cream flavour? Because last night's post-practice Energade was vile. A chemical-filled first gulp when you're hot, sweaty and seeking hydration = miff miff miff.

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

Amazing stuff!

[LADbible @ladbible]

This lad constantly annoys his girlfriend with songs about her and she does NOT find them funny 😂

🎥: YX

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

So true 🤣

[LW_Pat #AFC @LW_Arsenal]

Me, a fan of Arsenal Football Club, actually feeling confident defending a 1 nil lead 😭

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

@footballdaily @Tim_Cahill Hey Roy. Palace swatted you, the spuds bashed you, and the Gunners took 3 points too - all at OT. And you still need to visit at Anfield, Etihad, the spud farm and the Emirates. Ouchie...

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

Rocket launch from earth as seen by the International Space Station 😍

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

"I told you... believe in me, my friend!"

#WednesdayWisdom @Arsenal

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

I have a special hound... #husky #JurassicPark

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

@FFFibre I guess only Bloem get the reliable lines. I'm working from home in CT and haven't had internet for 3 days.

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

Lockdown: a time for reflection, upskilling and recharging one's self. Unless you're in advertising...

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

Real Madrid: "We want Haaland, how much will he cost us?"
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Dortmund:

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

Could've been worse. Could've been a team from Division 5. Am I right, Wenger? #Arsenal #PremierLeague #BRIARS #WengerOut

[FPL Partridge @FPL_Partridge]

You accidentally kick the bottom of Eden Hazard's boot and it's a penalty

You push someone over, the ref checks with the video referee

And nothing happens

Technology doesn't help anything if it's managed by idiots

#CHEARS #Chelsea #Arsenal

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

My technologically challenged grandmother can reply faster than @hificorp on social media. #Silence ...

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

Feeble, amateurish, weak, daft. You know Arsenal's fucked when other fans feel obliged to come and console you. #Arsenal #screwed #WengerOut

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

@KingPriceIns Just spoke to someone and they're 'still' waiting for an assessor... Claim no. is: CKP 1122340/1

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

@KingPriceIns Accident 2 wks ago. Car towed to wrong shop. Still no assessor. Courtesy car for limited time. I need to phone for updates...

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

@JDPixels What sorcery is this?!

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

SO pleasant not having to endure a god-awful electronic dance tune whilst watching a footy video. Have to watch again #Arsenal #Lacazette https://t.co/7q5Soq46Hj

[Dostoyevsky @KozielloEN]

Alexandre Lacazette - All 28 goals in order from this past season.

[Julien Joubert @MoobsMcMan]

Sanchez to City for £50m? £50M?! Better than both Pogba and Bale - he's at least a £70m player. #TransferNews #TransferBollocks #DontGo