Morgan Griffin

Be. Dazzling.

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

The CDC has now said it is okay to make fetch happen.

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

The CDC now recommends to circle circle dot dot so you’ll have the cootie shot.

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline just literally got a return letter yesterday I mailed December 26 2020

[Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation @AlexsLemonade]

Scarlett is a hero to her family because, even though she is going through so much in her fight against stage IV neuroblastoma, she has handled everything with a smile. She is so full of life even when she is having a rough day.

Read more: https://t.co/mh8IL0UhqH

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline they are parked like a parking garage and they drive them all off from a ramp.

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline season 2 has an ending like Lost. It just drives you crazy and you need to know what happens

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

#genderrevealfail

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

Gender reveal gone wrong @stormg12 #GenderReveal #newdad #pregnancy #watchthetruck #oops

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline what about those rumble strips that make songs as you drive over?

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

Only reason I’m allowing golf on today is for #BirdieLight #Sweepstakes @naturallight Thanks for the birdie Si Woo Kim!

[Ledo Pizza @LedoPizza]

🙌 #FridayFeeling GIVEAWAY 🙌
WE ARE GIVING AWAY (4) $25 #LEDOPIZZA GIFT CARD!
RETWEET AND FOLLOW TO BE ENTERED TO WIN!
Four winners picked randomly at 10pm on 1/25/19!

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

Really enjoying @jackryanamazon so far but really offended at the inaccurate crabs they chose to use!! Those aren’t real MD crabs those are dungeoness crabs 🙈😱. @JimmysSeafood tell them what’s up!!

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

Ughhhh @ChipotleTweets your site works now, but your code doesn’t. And you already know once I placed the whole order I wasn’t abandoning it since I decided this was dinner yesterday. #NationalAvocadoDay #avocadogate

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline nope they’ve been at Giant the past few months 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline the MD crab spice has been in local stores and is way better than the UTZ crab chips. They got it right.

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline I’d work for a company who had a no fish policy. Nothing worse than hot fish stinking up an entire office space.

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline I thought you were going with Welcome to Jamrock

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

US Olympic team out there looking like Lloyd Christmas. #USA #Olympics2018

[Ledo Pizza @LedoPizza]

#NationalCheesePizzaDay GIVEAWAY 🤤
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[Orioles on MASN @masnOrioles]

RETWEET to enter to win a signed Zach Britton ball from @MDBeautifulRide this long weekend! Rules: https://t.co/jSLKLOwjQC #IBackTheBirds

[Morgan Griffin @morggriffin]

@EITMonline just put your phone on selfie mode and look at it over your shoulder.