ChubbyBlondeSandwich

Sandwich enthusiast | Burger expert | Salad pervert | Fashion plate | Opinions mine. All mine. RT ≠ endorsement.

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

Just dipped one of Rob's t-shirts in lye to remove deodorant buildup. Seems to have been effective but how much it has damaged the fabric itself... guess I'll wait and see

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

@LI_politico Excuse me!?! No thank you.

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

@davejac She described just 'sprinkling water over' dried mushrooms then chopping them up and adding it to the already-cooked duxelle which sounds like disgusting chunks of dried mushroom would be all through it. Bleurgh.

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

Me when I had my learners license for 23 years

[dasha @dash_eats]

There’s really no reason for a female to be driving

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

@AsherGoldman Yup. But clearly you are more aware than me as every time in the last 2 weeks I have had my card declined (in one instance, 3 times) because I pressed the wrong account.

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

In the same week, Chrome for Android changed the menu position of "open new tab in group", and Woolworths eftpos machines switched the order of the CHQ and SAV account options. Both for seemingly no reason other than to fuck with people's muscle memory?

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

And now Outlook on my iPhone has changed the position of the buttons like delete etc from the top to the bottom. Is this some sort of global attempt at testing our neural elasticity or something?!?!

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

@davejac That post made me feel soo old

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

The tree was squeezed and jammed and crammed as full as it could be...
I think it was an OVERLOADED Nicole Nackle tree

[Sandy Horne @SandyHorne61]

Galah tree in full bloom.
Also taken at Mount Bryan East very late in the day as they were settling down for the night.
From a few years ago.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Jerry: I'm in Nosferatu's thrall.
George: You're in his thrall?
Jerry: I'm in his thrall!
George: Get out of his thrall.
Jerry: You can't get out of a thrall. That's the thing with a thrall! You're never through with the thrall!
KRAMER BARGES IN
Kramer: Well, I got the plague!

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

There's a "you know who else is a big fan of tampons - the king of England" joke somewhere in there. Or maybe that's a burn. I can't tell.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is because he ensured students got free tampons in bathrooms, which is communism

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

Is it just me or does that brutalist Houses of Parliament actually rock?

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

Getting to Brewtown from Upper Hutt station is a lot harder than it should be, especially given the attractiveness of drinking + not driving

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

If you can see the moon right now it is giving some true Halloween vibes a couple days earlu

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

I think Postie needs someone to explain the concept of 'matching' to them

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

Kids at Avalon Park in a mini electric car like

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

Getting some pretty strong 'government cheese' vibes from this but ... I'm not sure I mind?

[ChubbyBlondeSandwich @MorganHopes]

@simonpnz I say get rid of electorates entirely. 100% party vote.