40-year-old millennial

I have no idea what's going on but I want to be in charge here

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@TinyMouse25 You mean come BACK to Houston 🏒

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@mizzelphug But it's a bulb AND a speaker, imagine the possibilities!

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@TheKenChilds MY LAST DESSERT

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@evilcoln I have probably 200 tweets bookmarked

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@agaveblossom I listen to the local acoustic sunrise program most Sunday mornings when I drive to the other side of town to visit my parents. Early morning drives with coffee and tunes are great.

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@TinyMouse25 I was just miffed you answered correctly and also "your mom" is my default answer and it is always funny

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@mizzelphug Thanks for sharing, I hate it

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@Ranger_Up Please never stop.

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@jeeyonshim My grammie picking up her burnt toast by the corner and dropping it right in the server's hands to send it back at Waffle House

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@TheKenChilds I've fallen asleep during two so I've technically never seen a full Marvel movie either

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@hasenschneck Will never forget my co-worker who answered the door for an interviewee and surprised/scared him when she came at his jacket with a pair of scissors to cut the threads before he was called back to meet with the manager.

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@jacasiegel Almost twinsies! It was a gift but I think this one is going to work (even though I already have a dozen retired, mostly empty notebooks within eyesight on a bookshelf).

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@theami5000 @MurderersRoBoat 1999 was hands-down the best year for movies

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@TheKenChilds I admire your commitment to the cause good sir

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@TinyMouse25 @TheSandmanEsq

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@TheKenChilds @ask_aubry More like a doctor of gross

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@sgtMIKE2 Post more selfies. Help us help you.

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@capefearcadaver I support you

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@fbherald Well this is insensitive and gross. "Best in Fort Bend" my ass.

[40-year-old millennial @MostlyCatM]

@agaveblossom And then switch between 2-3 different audiences during the live show