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Voted Snazziest Dresser in Molvania

[katie @motherbumper]

Disappointed that bullet journal contains no bullets. Though that may change once I've put mine together. *adds "Hit List" to index page*

[katie @motherbumper]

I want to work in a place that posts these types of warnings. #lifegoals

The racoon room https://t.co/lvNdATSaPx

[katie @motherbumper]

Happy Birthday @emma_willer 🎂wishing you a wonderful day!

[katie @motherbumper]

Saw the #HAULER crew on College! Love the campaign and prices. And that cart lol

[katie @motherbumper]

You spin me right round baby, right round 💃🏼 https://t.co/2YheuWcwND

[Mashable @mashable]

There appears to be a human drawing time inside this giant clock

[katie @motherbumper]

Based on their expressions, that must be the Head of the Women’s Studies https://t.co/bLdiiFBFpP

[Toula Drimonis @ToulasTake]

A friend shared this and it's a real Adelaide University poster and I will be over here laugh-crying until I die.
PS: Just look at these poor women's faces... 😂😂

[katie @motherbumper]

The purse of the woman sitting next to me on the subway barked. Then her keychain started wagging. Not sure but I think she may hiding something...

[katie @motherbumper]

Corn dog nuggets, the craving I didn’t know existed until just now https://t.co/oZRVaneKPk

[A&W Restaurants @awrestaurants]

Here's what you should order at A&W based on your zodiac sign:

✨ https://t.co/8EjUD3oISR ✨

[katie @motherbumper]

Slept a week straight trying to shake these researchers but noooo, they needed to prove the obvious. https://t.co/8wo8bMMFtR

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Many mammals are changing their sleep schedules to avoid human contact, a new study found https://t.co/M16Ggq2wro

[katie @motherbumper]

World Cup in Toronto is always very loud. My neighbourhood is full on partying over the ##Iran win right now. Congrats and thank you for leaving your vuvuzelas at home! ⚽️

[katie @motherbumper]

@petit_elefant Never underestimate the power of bad lighting and strategic head scarfs. Am I channeling Liz Taylor or Liz Lemon? It’s hard to tell sometimes 😜

[katie @motherbumper]

@petit_elefant I’m more of an “above the webcam fold” kinda gal but this also applies.

[katie @motherbumper]

@pattysullivan Yonge and Sheppard! I believe they got the all clear an hour after I left. (and I flossed for nothing)

[katie @motherbumper]

Someone called in a bomb threat during my dental cleaning. So now I sit on the curb with my bib. 2018 is weird.

[katie @motherbumper]

In her attempts to kill me Cat has perfected figure-8 execution on the course known as my walking path. Now hitting the walls 25% faster!

[Elana Zak @elanazak]

Spicer returns!

[katie @motherbumper]

Today is shaping up to be entertaining in a sad way. Happy Monday to each & every one of you.*throws confetti & immediately gets it in eyes*

[katie @motherbumper]

Almost texted on my phone a panicked "WHERE'S MY PHONE?!" when I couldn't find my phone. Don't think hard about it b/c I obviously didn't.

[katie @motherbumper]

@herbadmother I dunno. Guinea pigs have really short legs and saddles would be difficult to fit.

I know, I know I'm overthinking it again.

[katie @motherbumper]

You've got this April.