Mozington

Music Consultant | A&R @unitedmasters |

[Brendan Boyle @BrendyBoyle]

I love the angle taken by @kenearlys on the Champions League final.

He’s absolutely right to dedicate so much time to how Arsenal waste time 🗑️

The drinking water and human life lines 🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 João Neves: “I saw only one team on the pitch, to be honest”.

[Mozington @Mozzatron]

@dropalertsuk DROP

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

I got a fact and stat for you: we finished tenth in one of the worst Premier Leagues in recent memory and not a single person responsible for this embarrassment lost their job.

[🐾 @elsdawg]

Delap plays like he’s a pitch invader

[Max @MaxFSport]

Unless I am missing something, Maresca didn’t get a pay rise after securing the top four target and then winning the club World Cup which no one thought Chelsea would, but the sporting directors did.

He then in the summer didn’t get backed as much as he would have liked (the whole centre back thing) and once City contacted him, he asked for more power and again a pay rise and extension to reflect what he had done at Chelsea.

Once Chelsea didn’t want to give him that until the summer review then he started to engage with City more seriously about a future job.

To Maresca it must have come across very much like the success of his tenure was down to the model and not his work, so why are people calling him a snake?

[Mozington @Mozzatron]

@Plastician basically, if you don’t warm up before the kick about you deserve to pull your hammy 🤣

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is it.
Everything learned spending millions on longevity.

From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie.
To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews.

0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug.
1. Be in your bed for 8 hours
2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight
3. Don’t eat right before bed
4. Calm foods for dinner
5. No screens 1 hour before bed
6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything)
7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store
8. Avoid fried foods
9. Shoes off at the door
10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries
11. Walk a little after meals or air squats
12. Get your heart rate high routinely
13. Lift heavy things
14. Stretch daily
15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night
16. Make an effort to drink water
17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low)
18. Protect skin in midday sun
19. Stand up straight
20. See at least one friend once a week
21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things)
22. Circulate air in rooms
23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body
24. Go to the dentist
25. Avoid sitting for long times
26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud
27. Alcohol is bad for you
28. Finish coffee before noon
29. Avoid bright lights after sunset
30. If obese, look into a GLP
31. Sleep in a cold room
32. Texting while driving is dangerous
33. Turn off all notifications
34. Limit social media use
35. Don’t smoke anything
36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed
37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music
38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule.
39. Avoid long distance travel where you can
40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly
41. Do less… most things don’t work.

Bonus points if you get your blood checked.

Start here, it will change your life.

[Obiagu 🖤🦁 @MayowaQuadri_]

Really cool

[Oh what, wow. He's the greatest tweeter @JackBaker1311]

There's absolutely no need for 'West Ham' since Spurs became West Ham. And Chelsea became Spurs. There's no gap in the market for them anymore

[Mike Keegan @MikeKeegan_DM]

The only thing clear and obvious is that VAR has killed football.

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

A six-minute VAR delay with 25 replays to decide which of the multiple set-piece wrestling manoeuvres was clearly and obviously worthy of punishment. A fittingly decisive moment for the 2025-26 Premier League season.

[Obiagu 🖤🦁 @MayowaQuadri_]

David Moyes is proof that men need active father figures no matter what point they are in life.

Arteta nearly squandered this league. So his pops had to regulate his opponent for him. What a story line.

[ben @bennufc_18]

Arsenal winning the league, Spurs staying up and my team is dog shit

[The Composite Guy @CompositeGuy_]

In his debate with Gary Priestley, Gary Stevenson claims he makes so much money on the markets, his kids will be multimillionaires, while also claiming that everyone else cannot afford to feed their kids or keep the heating on.

Strange then, that after a hiatus last year, his return video announced the launch of his Patreon, directly asking his audience, whom he describes as struggling, to fund his work.

He explained that, despite his massive personal wealth, he needs their support to create more 'ambitious' and 'creative' content beyond simple talking-head videos. Yet since launching the Patreon, he has released 22 videos in the exact same format, with fewer guests than in earlier periods.

He has 2,121 paid subscribers on Patreon, meaning that at a minimum he makes £153k a year from his viewers. He likely makes a similar amount from ad revenue alone, let alone the millions he claims to make on the markets.

His entire platform is built on the idea that the rich extract wealth from everyone else. The brazen hypocrisy of him doing this to his own viewers, in the most direct way possible, is incredible.

[Kieran Doyle @Statford_Bridge]

If I could change exactly 1 thing, it would be the constant briefing and leaking.

Everything else requires more than 1 change to fix, but nothing pisses me off more than reading Nizaar Kinsella tweet about how it’s not Nepotism because Shields’ mates watched Olise train once.

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

It wasn’t Potter’s fault. It wasn’t Pochettino’s fault. It wasn’t Maresca’s fault. It isn’t Rosenior’s fault. People can blame coaches all they like, but the whole BlueCo/Chelsea project has been such a spectacular, hubristic failure

https://t.co/8h4ZXMu7VO

[Daniel Childs ☕️ @SonOfChelsea]

Entire sporting structure has completely failed and should be replaced.

If the same people that appointed Rosenior are allowed to replace him then expect the collapse to continue

[sam⛷ @sambrazy]

Premier League refs have allowed Gabriel to play a different sport for far too long