Me: *Checking out two velo cans*
Casey’s cashier: “Heads or tails?”
Me: Heads
Cashier: Flips a velo can heads up and rewards me with a free can
Never kill yourself
Just walked past an Indian woman and got a whiff of her perfume which resulted in two thoughts:
1. Why does it smell good
2. Which stripper wore the same one
Let me know if this is good for politics