Ersatz Mark Clarke

Totally innocent dude. Tight with my main man Grant Shapps. Founding Member of 1922 Jump Street. Looking for the real bullies since 2006.
Evidently a parody.

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

Well, it's certainly not because there's some grand conspiracy to cover up all those things I didn't do. https://t.co/918qotJ9aQ

[Tim Ireland 💙⚜️🔥🎤 @bloggerheads]

For some strange reason, the Tories have decided that their lawyers will only look into some of the alleged bullying https://t.co/jLtNpu5k4B

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

@Conservatives @JamesCleverly @LondonCF I heartily approve this message.

https://t.co/pz7YYbDMTD

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

And I for one am totally stoked. https://t.co/jMgP7ek7ZJ

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

Today we have published our new code of conduct for all Party representatives. https://t.co/498VlugxFv

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

Still totally innocent, folks.

Nothing to see here:
https://t.co/YC0vYZmGaQ

Or over there:
https://t.co/azWs4zowGg

Let's all move on.

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

Still totally innocent and ready to sue anybody and everybody sooner or later, just you watch.
https://t.co/fwhoGLU0OE

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

Another way to look at this is that I had to deal with some very uncooperative people: https://t.co/QJidQC06Ce

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

IIP: It stands for 'Incredibly Innocent Person'.

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

Oh, have I mentioned lately that I am completely innocent of all of the things?

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

CCHQ gave me some email addresses. Big deal. https://t.co/OkTawmz0Kz
It's not as if they leaked any SENSITIVE data, like bullying complaints

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

In case I've not made it clear, I completely deny taking part in any of the bullying that my leaked evidence proves Feldman was aware of.

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

I wish more people would trust the balanced reporting of Harry Cole and the heavily redacted evidence he's certainly not getting from me.

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

The buck stops with Grant Shapps. So let's all draw a line under this right here & now and look no further.
https://t.co/cL48CRF7p4 further

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

Patrick McLoughlin and Eric Pickles did nothing wrong. They just weren't up to the challenge is all.
https://t.co/XJkHH6nzTe

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

They won't get away this
https://t.co/2Od5hNU4Vm
I'll use a series of anonymous web accounts to destroy their futures to prove my innocence!

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

'People in the Conservative family should be fighting the enemy, not each other*'
https://t.co/df0fYgo4uU
*does not apply to blackmail plots

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

I strongly refute any suggestion of bullying, harassment, blackmail, or intended/attempted blackmail. No, really. https://t.co/mstTaAqWL3

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

Aw, @Donal_Blaney... say it ain't so! https://t.co/I5Yv0HFo5k
I thought we were friends. Brothers in arms. Peas in a pod. Kids in the pool.

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

For those that count (ie the rich)
Against all lefties on the pitch
No drunk(ish) girls avoid my itch
Beware my power: Grant Shapps' snitch!

[Ersatz Mark Clarke @mrmarkclarke]

For the record: this is not the real Mark Clarke. Mark deleted his Twitter account on 14 October 2015, making the username available today.