M.O.

Breaker of Hearts. Alterer of Egos. Caster of Shadows. Harbinger of Change. Rapper. Socialist. He/Him. All outlandish thoughts are my own.

[M.O. @MrOptamicus]

If you aggressively take a drink out of someone’s hand when you could very well get your own because you’re SO thirsty JUST to take a couple of sips:

1) You’re awful

2) Don’t try to give that shit back to me. It’s yours now

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French people Baby voice people
🤝
Elmer Fudd

“Can I have a croissant, pwetty pwease”

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I solemnly swear I will not post about Stranger Things season 4 until Friday, at which point, it will have been out for one week.

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@MozFrame

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Open, non-rhetorical question:

What does choice sound like?

[Captain Optamicus 🏴‍☠️🦑 @CaptOptamicus]

As far as my reach & this tweet go, I am imploring everyone not to waste their hard earned money on donations to politicians—not one fucking dime—especially the working class. Not Democrats. Definitely not Republicans. Absolutely none of them. They’ve done nothing to earn it.

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All things considered regarding @SethMacFarlane, Season 3, Episode 5 of @TheOrville was actually so moving & evoked such emotion from me, I just had to tweet about it. The arc was so heart wrenching and redeeming all in an hour and fifteen minutes. Incredible. #IStandWithTopa

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If someone actually straight up broke into the National Archives & lit the Constitution on fire, the government’s the type of villain that would just be like

“Joke’s on you. Did you really think I was so dumb as to not make a MILLION COPIES *manically cackles*”

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The year is 2025. The Revolution’s begun. You reach for a brick at the same time as someone else. Your hands touch. You make eye contact. The Walmart that’s on fire is only a fraction as bright as the fire in their eyes. You’ve found love in the ashes of capitalism. Life is good

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You can tell whether or not a person had the privilege to play MonkeyBall while growing up by how much they complain about potholes

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Think @IKEA has to sell all their furniture with directions that are solely printed in Swedish so we finally have a test that truly separates the strong from the weak

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Everyone always touts “America, home of the free” home of the free what? Not healthcare. Not food. Not water, not shelter, not higher education, daycare, public transportation, broadband, energy or utilities & so on

Only thing you get from America for free is a free beating

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Movie theater employees have always been the realest for letting you bring food into a movie & turning a blind eye because they’ve never gotten paid enough to care

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He’s a 4, but he’s had a vasectomy

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You really only realize how dumb people are when they continuously ask “What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?” knowing full well that @SusanSarandon exists solely to cripple the American government every couple months.

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Dr. Strange 2 was an objectively bad movie and I am extremely disappointed about it.

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He’s a 10, but he has a podcast

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Comrades, they didn’t think I could get more absurd, but the joke’s on them because I rap now.

Please check it out & spread the word! “I Will Live On” is on all streaming platforms now.

In Solidarity,
M.O.

https://t.co/GQhbYreEVM

[M.O. @MrOptamicus]

And, now, after a third motherfuckin transplant, I know the Cosmos won’t take me back until I’ve said my piece.
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So this one’s for all the stars. Launch Date: June 1st
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Let the countdown begin.

[M.O. @MrOptamicus]

Name’s M.O.

Sleuths know me by the word pictures I paint