❀ 𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝐹𝒶𝓎𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝓇𝒶𝓀 ❀

wife + cat mom ◡̈

[dia ৻ꪆ @kissmyklitt]

“don’t start” now i absolutely have to.

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[swan of shedtwt @edrtwtSWAN09]

“I hate being fat” I say as I continue to fucking eat

[jynx @miiagarro]

i giggle before i go crazy

gotta start my engine

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

dont sit on that couch I fucked on it

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

fall weather is gonna bring out the happiest version of me

[jynx @miiagarro]

please don’t argue with me because the only difference between me & a psych ward patient is i’m at home

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

cats will literally be grooming each other and then 3 seconds later somebody’s getting their ass beat

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Pretty girls have cats. It's just science.

[nana @AztecAnge1]

you wouldn't last a minute in my nervous system

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Whenever I hear someone complaining about their kids I just can't relate because my cats are perfect

[xan (short for xan) @G59_Xan]

there’s not a single non chalant bone in my body. i care so much i could vomit

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Are cats aware that we can see their ears moving when they ignore us?

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

girl to girl: sometimes you’ll find an old picture of yourself and suddenly realize you were actually beautiful during a time when you spent so much energy criticizing yourself.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“you cuss a lot” god forbid i season a fucking sentence

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

"It's all in your head" yes but unfortunately that's where I am too

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a loving father to his cat

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I'll never understand people who give up their cats just because they're moving. I'd take my cats to another planet if i had to.