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[CERTIFIED YAPPER @msagundez]

#happynewyear

[Bodega Baddie @SunnyBanks_]

Jordyn Woods 😍😍

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

You can’t do this nation wide because 50 percent of cops have domestic violence charges and wouldn’t be able to do their job

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 Benson Boone and Alix Earle were seen leaving a cozy dinner together.

[gracie ❦ @livsdayla]

a dominican and a puerto rican obsessed with each other.. did yall really think their story was over???

[D @insaneeraicl]

if the producers were real, they would do a girls movie night and a boys movie night separately (but at the same time) and reveal every single thing the boys have said in that villa and then send them all to casa amor right after that 😁

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

Morning guys because if it was a good morning, Kenzie wouldn’t STILL be in my villa.

[Dud in the bubble @Nayainshambles]

Bea and sol. If these the real btches please save us all 😭😭

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Damn proud of Minnesota.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Gabe gone be back on South Beach by Sunday looking for the hoes.

He will be A-OK.
#LoveIslandUSA

[Tia Diane🤍 @TiaDiane03]

LMAO Sol did nothing in that house, talking about Couples Island like she didn’t lock-in with Sincere immediately gtfo. 😂

[abdi 🇧🇷 🇵🇹 🇫🇷 🇨🇦 @abditmr]

what happened to bombshells coming in and being allowed to go on private dates with their picks?

what happened to the cast not being afraid to explore with different people?

why was the hideaway open this early?

producers served us straight garbage #loveislandusa

[kre is watching love island 🏝️ @kre___]

Sol saying she didn’t expect everyone to be overly closed off….but she was also overly locked in with Sincere too? So like? #loveislandUSA

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[CERTIFIED YAPPER @msagundez]

Flaco got game

[The Rev. Dr. Auntie Michelle She/Her @iamn0tthe1]

I swear. Every time I see Marc Anthony in still photos I swear he’s scrawny and homely, then that man starts singing and suddenly he’s sexy as all get out and I understand how he pulled Miss Universe and JLo.

[CERTIFIED YAPPER @msagundez]

girl bye. you were a terrible bombshell

[Love Island USA @loveislandusa]

Sol said thank you and goodnight 🫶

[Jacqueline Sweet @JSweetLI]

no one cares about news right now, just Japanese World Cup fans doing rodeo and New Yorkers cheering sanitation workers, and I'm gonna miss this little weird period when it's over

[Acyn @Acyn]

Newsom: We didn't even realize how much we've been missing and we've been missing it because of the divisiveness. We've been missing it because we have people that, frankly, are unworthy of their positions. And there we saw on stage people that were worthy of what our founding fathers lived and died for.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Christina Aguilera performed President Obama's favorite song at the Obama Presidential Center opening.

She said she'd never sung it publicly before and created a new arrangement specifically for the occasion.

Some invitations are hard to turn down.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mexico becomes the first team to qualify for the Round of 32 at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.