Dammy

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[Dammy @Ms_Dashy]

People giving birth this period abeg don’t accept any visitors o. Just go to your balcony and hold your baby up ‘lion king’ style so your friends and family gon meet him/her from downstairs

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me agreeing with every plan my boss has while plotting my escape:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Using face ID in the morning be like:

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

I saw a man praying 😭

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

[Maria🤎 @KeeRah6s]

Normalize sleeping when you have mood swings. Don't go around transferring aggression.

[rumi @painsting]

“staying home saves me money”

also me:

[ຸ @merakixr]

the fuck imma do with 500 balloons gtfo

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"I like you"
e dey happen, now go stand for back of line.

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

We went to December 1 to December 14 in just 3 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

you just have to get stronger im sorry

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

You were the problem in some stories too.
Accept it!!

[Dammy @Ms_Dashy]

Seasons Greetings to all

[Abd. @maymayholic___]

regards

[Dammy @Ms_Dashy]

@BangtanHoe07 Happy is rated ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Dammy @Ms_Dashy]

I literally have no survival skill

Can’t swim
Hate running
Scared of driving
Can’t build a fire
Clumsy AF so can’t quietly sneak into places

🤣 ain’t no way I’ll be part of the batch that survives a war

[Dammy @Ms_Dashy]

@Magixlamy_ Honestly same!

[Dammy @Ms_Dashy]

Wait they saying 🇨🇦 might retaliate by cutting off the electrical power we are providing 🇺🇸.

Imagine they decide to cut off the lights during the best part of the Super Bowl 🤣🤣🤣

Do it!

[Mummy Success @ProbablyDafe]

Durag on Agbada.

This is the Alté I know and love. 😭😭😭

[Dammy @Ms_Dashy]

@itsmilanabeg @nerdfairyy Isn’t suya without the special pepper just steak????