K. Renee

I’d scream into the void but I’m afraid it would scream back and I hate confrontation. I miss when this place had stars. ⭐️

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

I’m not a “pumpkin spice” fall girlie but I am a “witches brew alani” girlie so probably just as bad 🧙‍♀️

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

The number of 20-something’s at this ship that have gotten a gastric bypass this year is astounding. And they brag that it’s easy weight loss without having to exercise.

Take the warning labels off everything.

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

Just being festive in my @Fat_Electrician gear while making that holiday pay at the airplane engine components factory 🎆 🏭

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@omgsidewalks Well, that’s not nom…
Who’s alarming out?
Why isn’t this CMM running…
Do we have any more electrodes redressed?

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@LillyHale1 @Bob_Janke As someone with an EXTENSIVE collection of DVDs - I support and recommend this take.

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

It gives me the ick when “older” people call me “just a kid”.
Ma’am- my 25 year old child just gave birth to my first grandchild and I was an adult when I gave birth to her.
Stop it.

[Sweaty Paloma 🇺🇸 @talldarkthirsty]

Princess and the Pea, but it’s just me and the tag on my t shirt

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@The_King_Trout Fuck I hope my balls drop soon. My man is going to be so disappointed though

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@ShifterKart @brischh Same! And only 2 days are unpaid for shop shutdown.

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@adedynah Well, I have several tattoos done years years ago and they accepted me as a blood donor. They ask questions prior to donating and I answered honestly so I’m going with false.

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@The_King_Trout Pro tip - own more than one set of sheets 😉

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@BellaBaddie__ Got in a terrible auto accident and was prescribed methadone.

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@kinginvestings @treydayway Working third shift isn’t much better - I can make an appointment or I can get 6-8 hours of sleep.

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

It’s that time of year again! Time for my mom to unwittingly explain why I am how I am by telling the story about how she was drinking and driving when she was pregnant with me and she had to explain to the cop that it was ok because it was her “prescription beer”

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

Random person: you would be so much prettier if you smiled more

Me: *pops out fake teeth* is that a dare?

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@hellojordvn Would you rather I took them out and set them on the table?

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@aud3872 @hellojordvn Don’t worry - my mom did and most of them fell out from trauma.

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

Why is there cheese on EVERYTHING 🤢

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

Fuck social norms, make lasagna for thanksgiving dinner.

[K. Renee @ms_ka_renee]

@ThrillaRilla369 Fuck…I’m old. How did this happen?