Or Bobby Charlton's 251 goals and 202 assists might be interesting to add in. Then you can add 4 league titles, an FA Cup, a European Cup, a Ballon d'Or...oh and throw in a World Cup too! People need to stop this crap that dismisses better records pre-1992 as if it didn't happen!
So, enter a football ground without a ticket is now a criminal offence.
Enter the UK with no documents and they put you up in hotel feed and clothe you!