Blair Westin 🦊

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[Blair Westin 🦊 @Musicfanboy4]

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@PopBase Fuck I didn’t think this movie was that old

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@SonRanto We really do need pride I’m so sad I’m unable to make it to the pride game this year.

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@SonRanto It’s a bad look for them so far

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A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.

Customer: Excuse me.

Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?

Me: ...what?

Customer: This machine.

Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.

Customer: Is because... flesh?

At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.

Then she held up her hands.

She was wearing gloves.

Me: Oh!

Me: The touchscreen.

Me: Right.

Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.

Customer: Ah.

Customer: Okay.

Customer: Sorry to bother.

Me: No, no.

Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.

She laughed.

The machine worked.

And I thought that was the end of it.

It was not.

Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:

Staff: It requires flesh.

Staff: The machine must be fed.

Another staff member: Who's volunteering?

So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.

[Blair Westin 🦊 @Musicfanboy4]

@indaltonwetrvst @Cubs I mean they celebrate it just not stating it on social media which is disappointing as a cubs fan

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@Longing2Belong I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AND I LOVE TWISTER

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@crosbytoraleigh @bhockeyfan Huge fan of the oilers and Blackhawks

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@_asylcord Homeslice

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@TheMagaHulk That false

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@pandoafterhours Any

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@briggityboppity Literally had to return multiple of my neighbors dog multiple times because they escaped. One was I knew exactly where they lived and belong turned out the grandmother forgot to put the shock collar on, the other two dogs three separate times just fucking escaped

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@boywondqr I love it

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@ZachZaidman @thescorechicago Yes we are Zach yes we are!

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@thescorechicago Happy Birthday Pat!!!!

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@theandreilism Omg I need this

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@Ju5tAnoth3rN3rd I’ll take it!

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@kotya_OMG *kicks and screams*

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@whitsantoes I’m in the same boat