ant

bury me next to ric flair and don shula

[spergpartytime @spergpartytime]

Your mom is literally grieving the loss of her son to mental illness and your first instinct is to screenshot it and post it on Twitter while lambasting her without even taking into consideration what she’s saying.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

“America needs a champion”

the co-main event is a Frenchman vs a Brazilian and the main event is most likely an American getting sent to the shadow realm 😭

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

The only American UFC champion had his tickets revoked and now Erika Kirk is gonna host

This is like black mirror

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Going to the white house was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[ant @musicisodd]

Holy fuck just one more week

[super goon 64 @bible_reader666]

dropping a legendary lethal log and stepping out of it feeling like a new man with the metroid save tune playing

[SummoningSalt @summoningsalt]

A new Super Mario Bros world record was just set by @lekukie_ - 4:54.36.

We are now just 6 frames away from tying the TAS.

0.1 seconds away from a perfect speedrun.

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[Kachii @badasskachii]

We are officially in World Cup month. Please leave your xG charts, pressing percentages, and defensive metrics in the club season. International tournament football is strictly decided by pure vibes, individual brilliance, tactical survival, and a random goalkeeper turning into prime Lev Yashin for two weeks. Enjoy the entertainment and put the spreadsheets away.

[Quantavius Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy]

Was told there wasn’t a dress code at work but got sent home for expressing myself? Unbelievable.

[Pitch Yarns @pitch_yarns]

736 men arrived in Germany in 2006.

Only 4 remain in 2026.

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🤯🇭🇹🇳🇿 HAITI TRASHED TIM PAYNE’S NEW ZEALAND 4-0 AHEAD OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP!

CONCACAF is ready to shock the world. 🏆

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Everyone hates Vegas 😭

[ant @musicisodd]

We are 9. Days. Away.

[lu 🐁 @sach3rtorte]

gay people gain a 50% boost to STAB moves this month

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

You’re a sick fuck for shoving all those dead kids into those animatronics

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨📝 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: These are the 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗗 new rules for the 2026 World Cup!

• 𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘄-𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 (𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝘀): If a player deliberately delays the restart of play, the throw can be given to the opposition.

• 𝗚𝗼𝗮𝗹-𝗸𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 (𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝘀): Also applies to deliberate attempts to run down the clock and can result in a corner being awarded.

• 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲-𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝟭𝟬 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝘀): Substituted players have 10 seconds to leave the field at the nearest point. If they fail to do so, the substitute cannot enter the field for at least one minute and the team must continue with 10 players.

• 𝗢𝗳𝗳-𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 (𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲): Players who are treated by the physio must stay off the field for 60 seconds. There are some exceptions, including for goalkeepers, injuries and if the opponent is booked or sent off.

• 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵𝘀: Any player covering their mouth in a confrontational situation with an opponent may be sanctioned with a red card.

• 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱: If VAR can make sure that a corner has been correctly awarded, but this must be done quickly and before the restart. Does not apply to wrongly awarded goal-kicks.

• 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗱: Players sent off for two cautions can have the second booking checked - but there will be no reviews for potential second yellows.

[FIFA World Cup HQ @FIFAWCHQ]

OFFICIALLY WE ARE IN 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐏 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐇 🤩🏆

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

マリカー史上最も不運すぎるプレイヤーまだ面白い