harry

holding up the line at the kissing booth

[harry @mxcgowan]

Having some trouble suspending my disbelief watching Lizzie Borden be gifted a steam operated fuck machine by her servant in 1892

[harry @mxcgowan]

@SkintyalFia @usawhu2 I mean yeah obviously but that doesn't stop me remembering him and thinking he's obscure does it

[harry @mxcgowan]

@Poarcele @usawhu2 Arsenal fan and he played against us at the Emirates about 15 years ago, always remembered the name. Looked him up just now, 18 appearances 1 goal in 12/13. Never seen again 🤣

[harry @mxcgowan]

@biggabi06 God knows why you'd invite vitriol on a footballer by pretending to be him and posting inflammatory statements *account based in Africa* oh never mind

[harry @mxcgowan]

@gxrwayne Yeah i expected him to release a statement saying "My bad guys, we got got" so this has restored my faith immeasurably

[harry @mxcgowan]

@KrunTzu @AlbzSFC He called it appalling (he's right imo) so I would expect some pushback as it will obviously upset the people i've described

[zac @ModernWrighty]

Arteta in the courtroom

[harry @mxcgowan]

@KrunTzu @AlbzSFC Because generally when something they like is criticised they dismiss and claim it could only be because they don't get it/it's not for them

[harry @mxcgowan]

Never seen that cavernous gob stay shut for so long

[Jon Shea @jonsheaa]

Remember what Kieran Maguire said..

[harry @mxcgowan]

@oluok1 At least he had the good grace last year to get injured whilst the window was still open

[harry @mxcgowan]

@afterglow2046 @Mr_Considerate Really enjoyed Train Dreams but Nick Cave does a similar thing for the end credits, it literally just describes the film you've just watched

[harry @mxcgowan]

@TiddleToodle @Charlanardo Do you just find every piece of writing you agree with hilariously funny, even if it's badly written? Can i not comment on the humour being juvenile, whether or not i think the content is true? You're just looking for an argument with a preconceived notion and it's sad

[harry @mxcgowan]

@TiddleToodle @Charlanardo Do you think i'm defending it, or do you think i just think it's crap unfunny journalism? Because that's all i've said

[harry @mxcgowan]

@now_arsenaI Think he's actually just calling his teammate the most intelligent player in one of those repetitive quickfire junkets, rather than making any comment on Arsenal's transfer business from when he was about 12

[harry @mxcgowan]

@AngloDav @Charlanardo How long did it take to come up with that one?

[harry @mxcgowan]

@MusaOzil__ @talkSPORT They've obviously let him borrow Keown's wig for the day as well, a nice touch

[harry @mxcgowan]

@gusfringldn Astounding that he thinks "Header. 1-0." needed to be in separate clauses, just some dead internet AI shite designed to take up half your timeline

[harry @mxcgowan]

@JP_JayPea Wasn't this how Tony Hayers, Chief Commissioning Editor for the BBC, bit the bullet?