Ness

Hot Mess Express

[esther 🌱 💌 🪐 @cptnwillbond]

just finished watching the ted lasso finale

[Ness @navessaaaa]

@British_Airways
Hi! I’m having trouble choosing seats for a flight and haven’t had any luck with customer service via phone. Hoping I have better luck here!

[Vesperis✨ @Vesperis_Art]

Artists, what tip really blew your mind and unlocked a new dimension of improvement for you? It can be technical or more personal development oriented!

[waxy @lilwax77]

very excited to announce that my character has developed! i no longer need to experience trials and tribulations 😁 lmk how you want to do things moving forward @God!

[Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch]

Within a month of leaving prison, I was accepted into @UCBerkeley and received my bachelors with a 4.0. My felony record prevented me from finding work, even at my alma mater. A thread.

[Bria @bria_sullivan]

We often frame “getting your nails done” as a relaxing activity but that couldn’t be farther from the truth

[Ness @navessaaaa]

I had a whole meltdown about Al Roker not being at the thanksgiving day parade - excuse me while I go sob

[🇭🇹hoecialist🇸🇩 @maritzagisele]

Al Roker had to take a brief pause from the Today Show because of an emergency procedure to remove blood clots from his lungs. Today, his coworkers surprised him outside of his home singing Christmas carols and I’m in shambles at his reaction🥹

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I hate myself 😭😭

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

I wish I could bottle how I feel about myself and sell it. Because some people take comments to heart and these ppl just say anything. I mean truly it’s insane to say anyone is ugly, but especially me. ���🤣🤣

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

Swifties being radicalized against monopolies and getting ready to do some anti-trust lobbying good luck ticketmaster

[Ness @navessaaaa]

Where do I sign up to be your friend?
I’m not a freeloader either I’ll buy the groceries and take you out when you don’t feel like cooking.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

[Sok-It @javasok]

Driver bf passenger Princess gf who insists on getting iced coffee

[Ness @navessaaaa]

I’m just gonna assume that everyone that’s into this doesn’t do the dishes. Cause no way in hell you’re adding to what i have to clean because you don’t wanna squeeze a lemon?

[Muna Al Mulla @munaalmulla]

TAKE MY MONEY!

[Ness @navessaaaa]

LMAO this is SO GOOD

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT and follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to WIN the #NYCC exclusive Blue's Clues: Steve with Handy Dandy Notebook POP! #Funko #FunkoPOP #Giveaway #NYCC2022 #FunkoNYCC @NY_Comic_Con

[jo @lassoleil]

i will never shut up about this scene. EVER. #TedLasso