Nilakantan Rajaraman

This will be the definitive history of knowledge that mankind acquired over the past millennium.

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From my friend @kiruba http://tinyurl.com/3bzboc

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I have a secret crush on @Kiruba

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@Kingsley2 please tell me. Am I beautiful?

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@patrix doesn't like me. Sweet Heart. Blocking me doesn't make any sense.

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@bombayaddict demotivation is for suckers. Look at me. Am I beautiful?

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I future-proofed myself but I worry about @kiruba

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There is no point if your fart is not philosophical. I have to learn to puke.

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@bombayaddict I have gone to Monza. So what?

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I just had sex with a cleaning woman. Why do I get the maximum pleasure with such people?

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Sometimes I wonder if I think too much about shit and fart. Existential issues.

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@kiruba has big heart. He has forgiven Spitzer. Wow yaar. Big heart.

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@kiruba is meeting kapil and kami, wow!! He is with bigshots ya!!

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Just farted in the mouth of my gf. Her reaction was hilarious.

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I saw a man drink pee near vadapalani. Yummie.

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This is the worst budget I have seen in my life. Where is the allocation for latrines?

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People wonder why I am obssesed with shit but it helps me being Nilakantan Rajaraman expressing my recursive hypocrisy.

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Oh lord, just shat on my underwear. It smells real bad.

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aayi poing