N.G.U.G.i

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[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My greatest disappointment every day when I wake up is seeing how separated we the peasants are by the most little things and how united those who feast on us are by the most big things. Tumeshindwa kushirikiana kabisa. We suffer not because we are weak. This is our fault

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Guys I am not a people pleaser,I have never voted for Ruto,I don’t call Ruto Dad,I don’t blog of anyone like Oketch Salah and I am here still alive and kicking. What I am saying to the young lads is being a principled person pays more in the long run than just doing anything for money. I still believe there’s a lot of money that can be made through social media and WiFi economy,but engagement farming is not one of them. You can jump,cry,insult me all you want but facts are stubborn they don’t care about your feelings.
By the way I am muting all those accounts that engagement farming and unfollowing the few that I have,you guys can unfollow or block me but I am simply saying the truth.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Men, wake up and grind. No one cares about your struggles.

Men were never meant to be crybabies. They were meant to comfort the crybabies.

Don't pity yourself.

[Just.A.Thought 💭 @e_galv]

Most humans will die without ever realizing that their brains have been completely hijacked by the indoctrination and conditioning of a few thousand psychopathic people in control of the information we're allowed to see and that is quite infuriating, actually.

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

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Whether you own a 1 series or a 7 series, mark that date! This will be one for the books!

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

They showed up today, never to be seen when cooking Githeri or anything vegan. They always get the scraps, chicken skin backbone e.t.c

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

You might think it's just a wild thought but the truth is the entire Ruto inner circle reasons this way

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Tutumie side mirrors huku nje wadau. And keep left unless overtaking. No one would need to undertake if we all kept left.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The most dangerous person is the one that acts like a victim to a situation of his own making. Good morning from ndeiyashire.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Got heartbroken once at 18 years old and never loved a bitch ever since. It's so hard being a loverboy in a generation that only wants to whore around

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Am reminded of an experiment where scientist put 5 people in a room and told them to stand up each time they heard a bell , they were not allowed to talk to each other , they then took one person and replaced them with a new person that didn't know the rules . Nonetheless the new person stood at the sound of the bell because the others stood . They went on to replace all the 5 people with new people that didn't know why they were standing at the sound of the bell .

Several girls high school in 2026 Kenya require girls to be shaven ,why ? Because that is how the missionary who started the school demanded.
Most schools dnt have a school canteen ,why ? Because some students will feel left out . It's as if after school the government will prevent their peers from buying pizza so they dnt feel left out.
Do you see what am saying , we have a generation of people protecting a system they dnt even understand. This is where my war with millennials started.

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop, heal from what broke you, live in your own space, reconnect with your discipline, and learn to love yourself again. It’s very important that you see that journey through.

[𓆩♱𓆪 @ymvym8]

the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much

[ALASIRI MOTORS @alasirimotors]

HOW TO SURVIVE IN MOMBASA PART 2

1) If you work in Mombasa, understand the productivity / Work cycle:

8:00 AM – Sleep
10:00 AM – Arrive at Work
10:30 AM - Tea / Kahawa
12:00 PM – Thinking about lunch
1:00 PM – Lunch
3:00 PM – Recovering from lunch
4:00 PM – "We'll continue tomorrow.

2) When you board a Tuk Tuk mention the destination & stay silent. Never argue with a tuk-tuk driver about shortcuts.
They know roads that even Google Maps fears.

3) Tuk Tuk Short Distance is 100 shillings

4) Do not smoke Weed from Kachonjo lest you get admitted at port Reitz

5) Nisaidie Mrija here translates to help me with a drinking straw 🧃

6) Juice is called Sharubati down here.

7) If you are in a hurry you could have come yesterday. We do not like Stress here. Mombasa is not Nairobi.
Stress is considered a foreign import.

8) Master the phrase "Nafika sasa."
It can mean 20 minutes, or tomorrow morning.

9) The best Public Schools
Girls school - star of the sea .
Mixed school: Ganjoni Primary School

10) Be weary of door to door water vendors. Keep them far away from your house helps & stay home wives

11) Phone thieves thrive in Tudor & Bamburi Javs

12) Stay away from STDs. Avoid Bamburi Fisheries escapades.

13) How to Bag a Swahili Girl 101- Own a pair of Sunglasses, Kanzu & a Swahili accent. Oh yes & a Green Electric Tuk Tuk !

14) Avoid Car underwash here. Salt will destroy your car in 2 years

15) If you marry a Swahili woman make sure you marry a second one for longevity of life.

16) Avoid too much of office A/C . It may take you to sayun. Open office windows instead for free moving air. Use a fan instead.

20) Digo women are the most loyal yet most volatile in marriage. Anyone that calls you "Mlamu" & is not her brother should stay away from her.

21) Make money in Nairobi invest in real estate down here. It's the next Miami of Africa.

22) Here if She climaxes she says Babake Jameni Nashushaa !

23) Hit the gym to stay fit. The heat down here can make you lazy & fat in no time.
Best gyms on the island are tiger fitness & mvita gym.

24) Ladies do not board Tuk tuks with male occupants inside.

25) Remember to travel back home every 6 months. Wives here may use Limbwata to keep you glued around her

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

When my eldest son was young , I got called to school on a discipline case , apparently this boy was touching girls in Ways that the Lord has only approved for married couples. When I got to school the deputy who was a woman went on a smear campaign Infront of other parents and students that we're accused with him . Everything that she said sounded like things my son can do .
It became clear very quickly that she wanted us to beat the children Infront of her . I made it very clear that this were things I myself had done as a student too . And it was an offence that needed guidance, I stood with my son . Later in the evening i gave him a talk about who to touch and when . I only remember this because he brought it up today as we talked about the latest school unrest.
My advice to parents out there is to never use embarrassment as a form of disciplining your child. You must always be your childs safe space . I have seen parents go to school meetings and cane their child Infront of teachers in a misguided attempt to instill discipline, it never works .
I embarrassing a teenager will destroy the last connection you have with them .They might seem like they need you to live but a few years down the line you will be begging to have them as friends, you will want them to talk to you about their life and experienceses . They will not .

[ㄖchibo @0chibo_]

Watu wanaamka and they now are calling it spiritual psychosis. The young people are refusing the mechanical worldview.

A population that believes this physical world is all there is can only be controlled with money, fear, and force.

This is how we restore the collective consciousness. The world is resetting.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Those parents calling for canning to be reinstated in schools ,just go there and tell them to cane your child .

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Has it occurred to the gorvement that maybe students are panicking, because they are watching their eder brothers and sisters who have already graduated still struggling at home . Could it be that they are losing hope and we all know hope is a dangerous thing to loose .

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Each circle has a different story