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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Eric Greenspan @ChefGreeny]

For those wondering why I simultaneously look tan, exhausted and a wee bit stressed 😜 https://t.co/Touua2h6Qn

[Scott @nsfw]

Yes! The @rviplounge needs to travel @Winnebego style! https://t.co/xxKEDiOzkd

[RVIP Lounge @rviplounge]

Dear @Winnebago : I love you. Let's talk.

[Scott @nsfw]

On average a bisexual will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the world in their lifetime. #bisexualfacts #youthinkyourbetterthanme

[RVIP Lounge @rviplounge]

Looking pretty good (right?) at 808 Brannan right now - with @applause

[Greenspan's 🍞🧀🔥 @grilledcheese]

Today is the day! Greenspan's Grilled Cheese opens at 11am! Come on in and see us! @chefgreeny #grilledcheeseday

[Scott @nsfw]

@benbrown so many sucks!
Also, really strange coincidence!?!?

[Scott @nsfw]

Whoa - it worked! #newfeature

[Scott @nsfw]

@NSFW would like to recall his last tweet

[Scott @nsfw]

Supressing urge to grab http://t.co/Mj5hz6QtuP -- having trouble telling good ideas from bad ones today. #teuronypical

[Scott @nsfw]

@JoyceMeyer "God gave us our mouth for one reason - to glorify Him." And to hum while doing it!

[Alicyn Packard @alicyn]

American woman walks 400-mi to raise awareness for elephants slaughter. And things go very wrong: http://t.co/bGaK2FeDFp @HuffingtonPost

[Alicyn Packard @alicyn]

American woman walks 400-mi to raise awareness for elephants slaughter. And things go very wrong: http://t.co/bGaK2FeDFp @teamcnn

[Scott @nsfw]

Well this is interesting. "Bang with Friends" "totally anonymous"? Not so very much!
https://t.co/SsBnhaAFdV

[Scott @nsfw]

RIP Annette - you will always be the hottest Mouseketeer and my favorite Wild Bikini Stuffer! http://t.co/XdLNomTIBv

[Scott @nsfw]

37 degrees. I blame global warming. Really.

[Scott @nsfw]

Tonight: Cozy fire, Rum drinks, grilled cheese, Red Wine, bananas foster, Roaring Fire and Season One of Girls! F T F W !