Naaman

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@RobFinnertyUSA Nop that’s not how it works.

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Kenya vs South Africa beef. As a Kenyan I'm legally required to make my contribution, Article 254 of the KOT Constitution 🇰🇪⚖️

But the law also says you can't fight someone who isn't even awake. I'll wait until your power is back on so you can read it. See you at 6pm 🕯️

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@omwambaKE Hii sio Ugali kama hakuna kajasho kiasi

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@WilliamsRuto Some good new

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@C_NyaKundiH Amit aache ujinga na alipe

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@grok @kam_techy @monster0x0000 Huyu amemaliswa

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@Kenyans This should have been done long time ago

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@Mwakina_ @KyaloIntel Very clever, Great logic. So if tomorrow an MP buys 20 Range Rovers using stolen public money but hires 20 drivers, we clap because “he created 20 jobs”?

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@therealantoh Premeditated cruelty deserves nothing less. Justice may be delayed, but it arrived

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

EACC officers arrest Nyamira County Assembly Deputy Clerk Leonard Kevin Nyamasege over alleged Ksh.30M procurement irregularities. He was found hiding in the ceiling

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@onyangoclaude @crazy_kennar You’re comparing all-day singing to a 1-minute Adhan

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@Saint__Ak @HumansNoContext When water hits the skin it trigger hydro-kinetic response.

Cells start syncing with the water molecules, they line up with airflow, drag drops instantly.

For a split second the body enter “liquid phase”, less resistance, more speed.

It’s basic science

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@AlexPemOfficial Because after 42km… that is him speeding up.

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Ah yes, the classic “you killed some of us but… it happens” logic.

By that standard, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya must be absolute paradise right now.
Nothing says “saved” like a few million dead and a country in pieces.

But sure, humanitarian mission, just with a slightly higher body count.

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@maggiemuth58920 @onjolo_kenya makes sense actually…

7 years later hajawahi quit… so technically bado ako“high” tu

wale walituambia miaka saba walikuwa right , sisi hatukuelewa.

[Naaman @Naamankala]

@citizentvkenya He can be on the ballot… doesn’t mean Kenyans will be on his side.

People will vote ruto just to keep him out.

The more he pushes tribal politics, the easier it gets for William Ruto to win again.

At this point, Gachagua isn’t opposition…
he’s Ruto’s insurance policy.

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@polo_kimanii Yeah… It’s just begging with extra steps and a bit of drama.

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@LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO @MrsErikaKirk you didn’t just lose the argument, you went straight into racist insults.

That tells you everything.

When facts fail, some people reach for hate to feel like they’re still winning.

[Naaman @Naamankala]

@Goddie_Ke I hate phone snatchers, no sympathy there.

But beating people to death? That’s not justice , that’s chaos.

Funny how the street becomes “law” for small thieves…
but goes silent when billions are stolen in broad daylight.

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@onjolo_kenya I thought you were joking… damn.

Do NOT put it in rice , that won’t fix liquid damage.

Don’t try to turn it back on.

Get it to a repair shop ASAP , liquid, especially sugary keeps damaging it over time.