The Teaches of Sneeches

[🖤 Sophia 🖤 @Richard_Vixen]

“We cannot have a functioning society when women are not enslaved” let it crumble then.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

"EBT should only pay for gruel that comes in a metal pail" is the kind of argument that must feel soooooo good to make if you're evil and also have an enormous hole in your frontal lobe

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

One of the biggest mistakes America made was refusing to punish Confederate traitors.

[Rev. & Prof. Cornell William Brooks @CornellWBrooks]

SHOP COSTCO👇🏾

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

William Henry Harrison rn

[The Teaches of Sneeches @NaaN_Conformist]

Squirrel is immortal

[Lisa Talmadge 🐝 @LisaTalmadge]

Went out in public and it was horrible. Every single person is a suspect.

[The Teaches of Sneeches @NaaN_Conformist]

@sssh_squirrel Next month.

[The Teaches of Sneeches @NaaN_Conformist]

Twitter reminds me that I need to talk to Squirrel.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

[The Teaches of Sneeches @NaaN_Conformist]

@sssh_squirrel There’s a possibility of me paying you a visit unless you moved.

[The Teaches of Sneeches @NaaN_Conformist]

@Nuttykabobby @vexowity

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I love this very niche joke that maybe 5 of my followers will get 😂

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

I tell our international students that English can be a difficult language, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

[But what if we were hangin' WITHOUT Mr. Cooper? @tonygoldmark]

"Cis/cisgender is a slur!" Okay then, what word would y'all prefer?

No, seriously, tell me. In any discussion of trans identities or trans rights, we need SOME word to categorize people who are not trans.

Would "non-trans" do? I'm trying to meet you delicate fucks halfway here.

[Alex Noonan @AlexNoonan6]

If your middle manager is a mid 30s workaholic with no kids you're in for a rough time

[The Teaches of Sneeches @NaaN_Conformist]

@trish_harrison @TedLasso I’ve seen 4 now. How many have you spotted?

[The Teaches of Sneeches @NaaN_Conformist]

@mecreature I imagine a lot of doctors don’t even know that COVID is vascular in nature.