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[nandos @nandos]

@UPS Hey, just had a driver pretend to try to deliver a package. I was at the location, and have security camera footage to prove the driver never tried to deliver the package. Plan lie. Now what? UPS wants me to stay home another day hoping it will be delivered?

[Brandy Zadrozny @BrandyZadrozny]

Election deniers in a real cognitive pickle by an election that went their way

[nandos @nandos]

@kerem I've been using Code Keyboards for years.
https://t.co/4mm2J7FKEw

[nandos @nandos]

@kerem working on it

[nandos @nandos]

@benedictevans Would you pay $1/month (or year) to get rid of all the crap and have a clean map experience?

[nandos @nandos]

@auth0 works on my machine

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

So let me get this straight: Redditors rallying GameStop is market manipulation, but hedge fund billionaires shorting a stock is just an investment strategy?

[Andrew Reed @andrew__reed]

Two projects, both started in 2003:

1. the Van Ness Bus Lane
2. Tesla

[nandos @nandos]

@clangfordvc @jay_jennings @Jason Californians are Americans last time I checked

[nandos @nandos]

Political add from Bloomberg implying he was the mayor of NYC during 9/11. History rewritten. This election will be a complete fiction novel, from every candidate.

[House Foreign Affairs Committee Dems @HouseForeign]

This Media Post will serve as a reminder that war powers reside in the Congress under the United States Constitution. And that you should read the War Powers Act. And that you’re not a dictator.

[nandos @nandos]

https://t.co/0MqQB2UzTz

[Rich Rogers @RichRogers_]

My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home.

I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!

She laughed. I laughed.

Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

Say what you will about the #GameOfThronesFinale, the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

browser extension idea: find and replace “AI” with “some IF statements“ in articles you read online

ie. VCs invest $1.2B in some IF statements

[nandos @nandos]

@Audi Maybe you can help me. I've been receiving your recall postcards for months. Dealers basically refuse to service. Postcard says I can die from injuries. Next dealer appointment: July. Something is off here. Being trying for months. Help.

[James Newton-King ♔ @JamesNK]

This is it. The end of my career. I've fought this bug for 3 hours and I can't defeat it. The bug defies logic and reason. The rest of my days will be spent in eternal struggle against an amorphous foe, destined to-

Oh, there was a typo in an environment variable. Never mind.

[nandos @nandos]

San Francisco moment

[nandos @nandos]

Am I the only one that thinks it is weird to talk about your "forever house"? Really, you are talking about the house you are going to die in.

[nandos @nandos]

VHF / UHF